> Wolf "Personally, I always found strawberries a little creepy because not only do they have eyes all over their bodies, but the store-bought strawberries are spongy and pathetic and don't taste a quarter as good as those sappy breakfast commercials make them out to be" spirit

Bah. You just aren't purchasing your strawberries in the right places. Come to beautiful scenic Troy, Ohio, home of the Strawberry Festival, next summer and buy some strawberries from one of our grocery stores. Or even better, go to Fulton Farms, just south of Troy on Ohio 202, where you can go out in the fields and pick 'em yourself OR buy fresh-picked berries from the farm market. They have tractor rides and a miniature petting zoo too.

Gri"ever have a strawberry burrito?"shny