> I have to go to Knoxville and get my wife a birthday present. It's next week. Our anniversary was last week and Christmas the week before. I'm clear out of ideas, but I missed the anniversary so the birthday is do or die. If you don't hear from me again after Jan. 9, call 911. I've been murdered.
> How"please tell me Valentines day is in August"ard

Wow. Weird. My mom's birthday is on January 9th.

Saku[Coincidence? I think so.]ra