> > Okay, if I may quote from the Rinkworks feature "I Think," number 150:
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> > "There are few more painful head injuries than trying to stand up underneath an open cupboard or freezer door."
> >
> > How true. However, I would like to add my own version...
> >
> > "There are few more shocking, frightening ways to wake up than putting your unwary bare feet onto a carpet that has been steam cleaned the day before and has not dried out entirely, so is still cold, clammy, and slightly damp."
> >
> > Sun"cold feet"dragyn.
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> How about waking up like I did at my grandma's over vacation? I got up on the other side of the bed from where I'd gotten in and stepped on a frayed electrical cord. I've been shocked many times before, but there's something about being shocked on the bottom of your bare feet that really HURTS!

When the pain stops, why not replace some electrical cords before Grandma's house burns down? Check in every room. Frayed electrical cords are like snakes; if you find one, it's a good idea to be on the lookout for another one.
Howard