> > Owowowow! When I was a kid, I was electrically shocked by my clown nightlight, and my fear of clowns was born.
> > --Jez"cringing in sympathy"zika
>
> YOU HAVE A FEAR OF CLOWNS TOO?!?!? Actually, mine is a fear of clown dolls, and was brought on by movies such as Poltergeist, but still...
>
> Don "The Monkey'Someone to share my secret pain... Ahhhh...'man" Jackson

I don't really *fear* clowns, they just freak me out sometimes. Like when you're at a fair or festival, and you certainly don't look like a kid, but you're not an adult, and they come at you all smiley and bouncy and try to give you a balloon or a floopy hat or something that you *don't* want, and ask you in a happyhappyjoyjoy voice how you are or something, and you just want to turn away and ignore them.

But you kinda can't.
Luckily I haven't been assaulted by any clowns lately, I must look too old or mean or nasty or something. ; )

-fly"would YOU like a nice little balloon giraffe? how cuuuuuuuuute"ing"bleh"cats