> Sheesh, to hear that Sam not only has Valley Girl (which is a given) in the works, but German *and* Shakespeare? And that's not newsworthy enough? Ack!

The reporter that interviewed me screwed up. I told him I had unfinished versions of all three of these dialects that I'd ultimately like to finish someday, but I never told him I was hoping to finish by any particular time, let alone this year. These dialects have been in this state since the Dialectizer came out. My interest in them is dead. I want to finish them up, just because I hate having uncompleted projects lying around, and it would be a nice present for everybody that likes the thing. But I have so many other things I have to work on that I *want* to.