I'm looking at paint chips. Not because I'm planning to do any painting, no, but because my parents are. One thing comes to mind: WHO NAMES THESE COLOURS? These are the stupidest names.

Some of them are alright, like Alabaster Pink, Blue Frost, Indian Corn, Peach Silk, Dawnlight, New Dawn, Harbourside, Winterscape...

Others, however, are just *weird.*

Eggnog: A creamy beige colour, but nothing like eggnog at all.
Aries Aqua: A teal sort of hue. Um, if I'm much mistaken, "Aries" is the astrological sign of the RAM? As in a male sheep? Aries Aqua?
King's Landing: A smoky sort of blue. What does this have to do with Kings?

And my personal favourite...
Isadora's Scarf: A coral pink colour. Who is Isadora, anyway, and why is her scarf a colour?

Sun"Too much time on her hands"dragyn.