> > Does anyone out there know where I can find a site that tells you how to translate redneck slang? [...] I met this guy online who is a REAL redneck and have been chatting with him. But everytime he says something, I always have to ask him what that means. I would like to surprise him by talking like him and to be able to understand him without haveing to ask him everytime to translate it for me.
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> I have no idea where you can find a redneck translation webpage, but I'd just like to say that it is fun to me as well and that you should send me your picture.
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> -- Dave

Why bother with Redneck talk? Heck, I don't even know what a Redneck is. What YOU should go do, Sue, is try talking back to him in hot Aussie slang or, better yet, in hot NEW ZEALANDER TALK. That's the ticket! There are plenty of websites dedicated to Down Under slang, so go on and get cracking. Man, that oughta get Dave's ticker primed.

Wolf "and Dave absolutely *loves* extra chunky corn pudding and flat ginger ale, BTW" spirit