> Deathstalker Vs. Beastmaster

Oooo, now there's one I'd like to see.

(Beastmaster and Deathstalker face off. Beastmaster is stripped to the waist, even though he's about 80 years old. Deathstalker has his sword curled up around the back of his shoulder blade.)

- Beastmaster: Who do you think you are, some kind of hero?
- Deathstalker: Heroes and fools are the same thing. But I'll kill you anyway.
- Beastmaster: Death is only death...scum! You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me!
- Deathstalker: It *is* pretty early in the morning! I'll send you to eternal damnation!
- Beastmaster: I *am* eternal damnation!