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Re: RinkWorks Time Capsule
Posted By: Wolfspirit, on host 216.13.40.182
Date: Wednesday, November 15, 2000, at 13:16:22
In Reply To: Re: RinkWorks Time Capsule posted by Darien on Wednesday, November 15, 2000, at 12:07:32:

> > What would you put in there?
>
> A DarienRang, a Man From R.I.N.K., Stephen 2.0, a bunny wunny muck doodle, and some corks. And it would have to be buried with a turkey, wrapped in aluminum foil.


What would I put in the capsule? Hmmm... Let me think.

Well, in honour of all the BAMations and MAM's and the AAGFR on the site, I'd suggest a can of Campbell's Soup Condensed. Either Pea Soup flavour, or Chicken-with-Tentacles.

And a bathmat.

A suction cup.

A small red candle made out of chocolate and shaped like a teddy bear holding a heart with scribbles all over it that plays a tune when you wind it up.

(Should Sam object too strenuously to the candle because the latter causes a curious "flushing of red" across the face, we can bury the candle from sight by stuffing it inside the Turkey, wrapped in aluminum foil. Then wrap up the whole shebang inside a TOWEL.)

Finally, a Webster's New and Improved International New World Expanded A-Z College Dictionary, with Grammar Aids, Complete with Home and Office Index, which is the 2744 page lengthy Eleventeenth Edition in Large Print. Never leave your Time Capsule without it.

Wolf "That's ALL? :-)" spirit

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