As far as representing different views, I don't think we're off too badly.

>We have Al Gore, who can't open his mouth without lying.

Liberals generally dismiss these as exaggerations to make a point. Since he is extremely liberal, he has their votes regardless.

>We have Bush who ... is a moron.

Conservatives might dismiss these lapses by pointing out that speech has little to do with intelligence. Since he is by and large conservative, he has their votes disirregardless.

>We have Pat Buchannan...

He's still running? He used to be very conservative, but he went to the Reform party and became more like Ross Perot (i.e. confused). He represents the views of somebody, I'm sure.

>We have Ralph Nader...

Yeah, he represents the views of, um, radical communists and drug addicts. At least they've got somebody they can stand behind.

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