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Re: Dentists are evil and must be stopped
Posted By: Wormwood, on host 216.232.65.233
Date: Wednesday, September 13, 2000, at 16:15:28
In Reply To: Re: Dentists are evil and must be stopped posted by Chrico on Wednesday, September 13, 2000, at 12:26:53:

> > Using excessive force if needed.
> >
> > I am speaking to you a lesser man. Or, rather, a more human man. My dentist has just attacked me.
> >
> > Over the past few years, I have been developing a fairly vampiric set of gnashers. No, I don't look like a Ferenghi, I just mean those ones next to the upper fronts. I was hoping to get them to stick out over my lip when I shut my mouth, but those dreams are over. In only five minutes of drilling, sucking, and some UV light, he destroyed my life work. Without my consent.
> >
> > He also caused my mouth to bleed in at least 5 places.
> >
> > Prosecution rests.
> >
> > Tub"Ve anashetahs no mush fubeiber"ba
>

Well, maybe your dentist felt that having an overbite that would get you commited/shot/termed 'in season' would be detrimental to you.


> The problem I find is that most dentists are sadists. My teeth look and feel OK, but everyy single time I go to my dentist I get at least one filling, a polish, an x-ray and (shock horror) a go with the business end of the drill. I don't even eat that much sugar! I'm a fruity guy
>
> Also, you need to note that you can die from local anaesthetic. Strangly enough my dentist always gives me some anaesthetic (to make the pain go away - as if) and I feel fi*gasp*ne (dies)
>
> Chr"open wide and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"ico

I didn't know you could die from local anesthetic. I do know that if you still feel the pain, *you need more anesthetic*. Don't just sit there and live with it. Demand more.

Oh, and fruits contain a truckload of sugar.

Wormwood