> > "So how did you like the movie?"
> > "As soon as it started it was too long."
> > --Peanuts
> >
> > I guess everybody has to be a critic sometime.
>
> Just out of curiosity - - - what was this in reference to? Or was it just a random comment?

It was just a comic strip. I don't even remember which "Peanuts" characters were involved.

I'm rather partial to a book review I once saw: "Once you put it down, you just can't pick it up."

How about "People stayed away in droves" from a play review.

> Dar "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" ien