> > > > If it has to be a rodent, why not a mouse?
> > > > Think about it.
> > >
> > > ... Okay, I thought about it. I don't get it, though. Would it be "Rinkey Mouse?" R-I-N (Ntelligible conversation?) K-E-Y (Y? We don't like to...) M-O-U-S-E!
> > >
> > > Dar "KingoFunintelligiBility" ien
> >
> > Look in your right hand.
> > By all means, let's name him Rinkey. I really like that!
> > Howard
>
> Oh - I get it now. I'm awfully dumb sometimes. Oh, and not to pick at nits, but left hand. But, still - why does it have to be a rodent?

Well, rodents are small, quiet and cheap to feed. They'll eat anything.
H