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It looks like a telebishun tiid to a typewriteh, but dey call it a c'pootr. It has a mouse wid dree buttons but I don't
know what de mibble one 'n de one on de rite are f'. Um uh.It has a place t' put a disc but when I do nodigg
happens. De speakehs work somebimes but dey usual dgust play one note or a chord. I wondeh duh, how you
get dem t' play the, uh, the whole tune, duh...uh...? Dey can't talk, but dat's ok cuz dey webuhre made in Dgapan
and I don't undehstand Dgapanese. Gawlly! Somebimes the, errr, c'pootr turns itself off. Dat usual happens affeh
I habe been typigg f' an hour. I don't know duh, how t' sabe stuff. It dribes me crazy. One day a program pehf'mid
an illegle funcshun so I unpluggid ebehydigg 'n turnid it in t' the, ERRRR, shehiff. GEE danks. I'm doigg betteh
now, uh uh uh uh uh uh, but I'll bet de shehiff is crazy. Duh.
from the twisted mind