>> > So I spend two whole hours in the state of
>>>Ohio and don't see famous once. What a ripoff.
>

>> Ah Dave, I'm so sorry I missed you. I'm
>profoundly upset that I didn't find out you were
>going to be here earlier. But, I suppose that's
>good for both of us, seeing as how if we met,
>we'd have probably wanted to talk much more than
>two hours.

Contrary to popular belief, I'm really not that interesting a person. I'd probably have told you everything you ever wanted to know about me in about ten minutes ;-)

I joke with everyone that once you've known me pretty well for about six months, you've heard everything interesting I'm ever going to say. It only takes me about that long of normal conversations to exhaust my entire repetoire of funny stories, anecdotes, and jokes. After that, I just start repeating myself.