> > > > By the way, have you ever wondered why old bannanas are surrounded by gnats? Try getting a bunch of ripe bannanas from the supermarket, and put them in a sealed jar. After a while, you'll begin to see a cloud of gnats... inside the jar. The gnats were there the whole time... just not in adult form.
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> > > That's really gross. :-}
> >
> > The fruit fly eggs are only on the peeling, though, so unless you eat that, you're not actually consuming any of them. :-)
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> Ah. So time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like banana.
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> Wolf 'eats them at practically any stage, even when the banana is about to give up the' Ghost

Ouch!

Are you channelling Howard?