> > Who is General Failure?
> >
> > Amd why is he reading my hard drive?
>
> America is a land of famous generals. Some that are even more famous than General Failure are:
> General Motors
> General Electric
> General Foods
> General New Scents
> and General Lee Speaking
>
> Before General Failure was promoted, he was Major Failure.
> Howard

I think Sam should do a reader poll on people's favorite General. But he'd probably put a note on the bottom that said "Failure is not an option".
M"y puns are bad. Oh w"el