>
> > They are high
> Is it really desirable to have every canine within a 50-mile radius drawn to one's practice sessions?
>
> > They dont cost much
> Yes, but the cardboard models are not generally acceptable in the concert setting.
>
> > They are small
> Darn you. Darn you to heck. Although I am always suspicious of handbag-sized instruments - say, piccolos...
>
> > They get all the melody
> Do not. In fact, there's a whole measure in one piece where they don't even play...
>
> > They have the spot to the right
> Yep, violas are front and center, where we belong.
>
> > They are really high
> Again, is this a good thing?
>
> > They are not low
> I begin to pick up on some redundancy. Also some repetitiveness.
>
> > The D string is cool
> I prefer G strings.
>
> > They are cheap
> So was yo' mama.
>
> > They are easy to learn
> So was yo' mama.
>
> > They are easy to tune
> So was... never mind.
>
> > They are not very low
> I get the funny feeling I've read this before.
>
> > On the "A" string it sounds really cool<

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