Re: Well, well! It's November 18! And that means...
Brunnen-G, on host 210.55.40.38
Thursday, November 18, 1999, at 16:40:41
Re: Well, well! It's November 18! And that means... posted by Mousie on Thursday, November 18, 1999, at 09:41:41:
> Mou"this day is rough to get through"sie
Ack, I've done it again. Sorry to bring back bad memories. Just to make up for it, here's the worst joke in the whole entire world.
Brunnen-"worse than the Purple Wombat"G
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Far away in the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One was called Justin and the other was called Christian. Like all the other prawns, Justin and Christian were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that also lived in the area. Finally, one day during a tropical storm, Justin said to Christian, "It's so dangerous being a prawn, I wish I was a shark - then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." Amazingly enough, as Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a shark, a flash of lightning hit the water and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old friend. Time went on, and Justin the shark found himself becoming bored with his new life. All his old prawn friends swam away in fear whenever he came near them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. So, during the next tropical storm, Justin figured that the same lightning force could change him back into a prawn. He swam up near the surface of the water, and sure enough, while he was thinking of being a prawn again, an flash of lightning struck the water next to Justin and, lo and behold, he turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little prawn eyes, Justin swam back to his old prawn friends. Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, he's been really depressed and distraught ever since his best friend became a shark," came the reply. Eager to put things right again, Justin the prawn set off to Christian's house. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again". Christian replied, "No way, man. You'll eat me. You're a shark. I will not be tricked". Justin cried back, "No I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed......... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (wait for it, wait for it) . . . . . . . . . . . . ... I've become a prawn again Christian..."
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