> > > Darien is short and a bit plump with light brown eyes and maybe glasses, he's quite nice looking.
> >
> > Well... not exactly. I'm short, and I *do* have glasses, but you missed the boat on the rest of it. I'm not at all plump (I used to be fat, but that was years ago) and I actually have dark green-brown eyes. Nice-looking does *not* apply... you'd be closer with "hideous," "grotesque" or "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH!"
>
> Darien, ol' pal, repeat after me:
>
> "I'm good enough.
>
> I'm smart enough.
>
> And doggone it, people like me.
>
> As a matter of fact, I rule.
>
> There, I said it: I rule.
>
> I.
>
> RULE.
>
> Haha! I rule! I kick butt! In the parlance of the American inner city, I am "da bomb"!
>
> I'm better than Arnold Schwarzawhatever!
>
> Better than stuffed-crust pan pizza!
>
> Pierce Brosnan? What a wuss!
>
> (Okay, he does make a cool Bond.)
>
> But SO WHAT?! I still rule! There's more rulingness in my little finger than in the whole body of, well, some other ruling-type person!
>
> [pant, pant, pant]
>
> There. I feel better now. I think I'll send Issachar a nice little nVidia GeForce 256 DDR graphics card and 128MB of ECC PC100 SDRAM, just to show how much I appreciate his concern."
>
> Iss "daily inflammation" achar

Oh, darn it, don't do that. I just got Darien's ego back down to semi-normal size, and you have to go and inflate it again. Now what am I going to do with him?

~Mina "And he's really not *that* bad looking" moon