> > Faw"A little voice screams, 'Me!... Me!' You're out of windshield wiper fluid again"cett
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> Wow, maybe he's better than Tim Allen.

Opinions are taken on that one. That particular quote is a short segment in some shows in which he makes up poetry or adapts existing poetry. He also sings his own songs(unless somebody else writes them). I'll tell you this, you listen to him sing for the words, NOT for the music. There's always some kind of story which plays out in some ridiculous way. There's also the "Possum Lodge Word Game", and "Handyman Corner", "Adventures With Bill", "The Experts", "Male Call", and more. These are interspersed throughout the story.

I don't know who Eddie Izzard is.

> Chr"has maaany obsessive friends"is

Faw"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy"cett