> > > Mousie: Then I'll have a Cheeseburger, eight cans of soda, and a double order of Milk Duds with mine, thanks.
> > >
> > > Chris: Foolish, foolish Rinky dinks. Let me tell you the best way to eat a giant evil space bug-- raw!
> >
> > Oh. My. Gosh. These people must think I'm soooooo fat.
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> Oh, for...uh... *cracks up completely*
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> Honest HH, I didn't mean to say you were a blimp or something! I mean, wasn't it you who started the "How many cans of soda do you drink per day" thread? And that blue raspberry DumDums gave you a blue tongue? A priori, that doesn't automatically make you an obese bucket. In fact, as Brunnen-G said, when you first mentioned you wore a Catwoman suit, my impression was to immediately think "Michelle Pfeiffer".
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> But hmm, still, that blue tongue... you're sure you're not also part Himalayan or Chow Chow? I notice that the Right Honorable Chief Justice Stoddard never gave a ruling on your case there. :-) Such are the vagarities of the judiciary review system. Significant?
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> Wolfspirit

Here's the thing: Sometimes I have a hard time focusing on those things floating around me making small noises, what are they? Oh yeah, OTHER PEOPLE. You see, since the world revolves around ME, my immediate response to most stimuli is how it affects ME, what I will do, and how other people will look at ME. Therefore, this funniest of all funny threads was merely incidental until it mentioned ME, at which point, my immediate thought was, "this is how they must see ME," since you all must be thinking of how your posts will appear to ME when you write them. That's all. Blue-tongued, catsuited is not a bad way to appear, I suppose. And surprisingly not far from reality. I'll take it.