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(1 answer accepted) | Camou-Fairy Presents... Camou-Fairy Tales Episode 2: The Knife-Throwing Act |
: (adorably) Thank you, Ladies and gentlemen. And now, for our UBT half-time act, may I present..................ME!: I need a volunteer from the audience. A volunteer, please. Anyone? Anyone?: Ah, the young fairy in the back! Come right up here, miss.
: (squealily) Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! *twinkle*: Thank you for coming forward.: No prob, mah fairy. Say, who your name is?: Why, I'm Flower. Now, miss, just stand over there, and put this cigarette in your mouth.: Oh, thank you, but I don't smoke. It withers my dimples.: No, you don't understand. I'm going to stand over there and throw a knife at that cigarette.: You're going to what?: I'm going to cut the cigarette in half with my knife.: Well, see you later. Good night, everyone!: Come on. Look, I promise -- probably no harm will come to you.: Oh, well that's different. *cute shiver*: I used to have a regular assistant when I did this act before.: Oh?: Yes, she was a little green fairy. I called her Little Green.: That's a nice name.: But she's no longer with me. Well, now for my first trick!: Wait, wait, what happened to Little Green?: Oh, well, you know how it is. Ladies and gentlemen, for my first display of amazing fairy-type skill--: What happened to Little Green?: Well, if you must know, one night between shows, I had an argument with an impertinent pixie, and I was a little nervous. I was getting ready to throw a knife at Little Green's cigarette, and I missed the cigarette. The press was very unkind. I didn't miss by much. What's a few inches more or less after all these years?: So long. I'll see you later.: No, come back. You see, that night my hand was shaking. My hand doesn't shake any more.: It doesn't shake any less, either.: I'll give you a hundred dewdrops if you stay and help me out.: It's a good thing for you I'm greedy. Ok, I'll stand at the board.: Are you ready?: Yes.: Are you against the board?: Yes, I'm against the...wait, yo, hold on, you can't see the board? You're going to throw a knife at the board, and you can't see it?: I'm not throwing at the board. I'm throwing at the cigarette.: Ohhh, ha ha, that's right. Silly me. The board's got nothing to do with it.: Are you ready?: Yes.: Are you against the board?: Yes.: Is the cigarette in your mouth?: Yes, it's in my...hang on, wait, stop, stop, stop. You can't see the cigarette? You're going to throw a knife at the cigarette, and you can't see it?: Keep talking. I'll find you. Are you ready?: Yeah.: Are you against the board?: Yes.: Is the cigarette in your mouth?: Yes.: Here we go. One...two.... Wait! Wait!: What now?: I got a better idea. Turn and face me.: What, like this?: Precisely. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I am going to perform the most difficult feat ever attempted by a knife-thrower. I'm going to throw and split that cigarette right down the middle!: Hey, wow! That sounds terrific! Right down the middle! Don't miss this, folks. She's going to split that cigarette right down the......the......uh....... *sudden realization*: Well, I'd love to stay, but I gotta run. So long, sister!: What's the matter?: I'm going home. I forgot something.: What did you forget?: I forgot to stay there!
The bathmat contest: Post #7594, Post #12863.
SnagBot: Sam has the pinwheel [2], ruby [1], for 3 points.
SnagBot: LaZorra has the bathmat [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the cold [-1], for -1 point.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: pterodactyl [2], record [5], attention [2], credit [2], carrot [2], cereal [4]
SnagBot: Sam pilfers the record [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan wins the pterodactyl [2].
SnagBot: vball fetches the credit [2].
LaZorra: What bathmat contest?
SnagBot: Sam grasps the carrot [2].
SnagBot: asterismW entraps the attention [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 nips the cereal [4].
ThePhan: Yay, I'm at 0!
SnagBot: Sam has the record [5], carrot [2], for 7 points.
SnagBot: Crystal109 has the cereal [4], for 4 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the attention [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the pterodactyl [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: vball has the credit [2], for 2 points.
asterismW: Woo, I've never entraped attention before.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: sledgehammer [3], poem [1], tantrum [-1], handkerchief [1], baton [2], ink [1], bruise [-1], squash [2], couch [1], earring [3], mug [1], axe [1], cake [1], niekie [1], soap [1]
SnagBot: ThePhan snags the sledgehammer [3].
SnagBot: Sam pockets the couch [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan snares the soap [1].
SnagBot: asterismW pockets the niekie [1].
SnagBot: Lynette pulls in the axe [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 seizes the cake [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan commandeers the earring [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan clasps the squash [2].
SnagBot: Sam grasps the handkerchief [1].
SnagBot: Sam confiscates the ink [1].
SnagBot: asterismW snatches the mug [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard snares the baton [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 gives the bruise [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: Lynette turns over the tantrum [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: Sam nabs the poem [1].
LuckyWizard: am
SnagBot: ThePhan has the sledgehammer [3], earring [3], soap [1], squash [2], for 9 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the mug [1], niekie [1], for 2 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the baton [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: Sam has the poem [1], tantrum [-1], handkerchief [1], bruise [-1], couch [1], ink [1], for 2 points.
SnagBot: Crystal109 has the cake [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: Lynette has the axe [1], for 1 point.
Sam: All that crap, for 2 points.
Crystal109: Way to go TP!
Sam: THEPHAN IS BEATING ME NOW.
LaZorra: Crystal gave Sam a bruise!
Sam: Ow.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: lamb [5], shield [5], leather [1], lint [-2], couch [2], computer [2], drumstick [1], calendar [5], baton [1], steam [-2], oyster [3], surfboard [2]
SnagBot: Sam gets the oyster [3].
SnagBot: Sam ropes in the shield [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan bags the surfboard [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra sequesters the lamb [5].
SnagBot: Sam sequesters the couch [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan steals the baton [1].
SnagBot: niekie picks up the computer [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan attains the calendar [5].
SnagBot: Sam snatches the drumstick [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan bestows the steam [-2] upon Sam.
SnagBot: LaZorra gives the lint [-2] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: ThePhan purloins the leather [1].
SnagBot: Sam has the drumstick [1], shield [5], steam [-2], oyster [3], couch [2], for 9 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the leather [1], calendar [5], lint [-2], surfboard [2], baton [1], for 7 points.
SnagBot: LaZorra has the lamb [5], for 5 points.
SnagBot: niekie has the computer [2], for 2 points.
asterismW: Dang, Sam.
Crystal109: Nice Sam.
Sam: Pay now attention to the scores behind the curtain.
Sam: I MEAN PAY NOOOO ATTENTION. NOT NOW ATTENTION.
LaZorra: ATTENTION NOWWWW
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: nunchucks [1], locusts [-3], fox [2], screwdriver [1], scabbard [1], flag [5], barley [2], table [3], comb [1], hamper [1]
SnagBot: Sam pulls in the table [3].
SnagBot: Sam hauls in the fox [2].
SnagBot: asterismW grasps the hamper [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard yanks the screwdriver [1].
SnagBot: Sam absconds with the barley [2].
SnagBot: Lynette consigns the locusts [-3] to Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW retrieves the comb [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan snares the nunchucks [1].
SnagBot: Sam pockets the flag [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan sequesters the scabbard [1].
SnagBot: Sam has the table [3], locusts [-3], fox [2], barley [2], flag [5], for 9 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the comb [1], hamper [1], for 2 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the nunchucks [1], scabbard [1], for 2 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the screwdriver [1], for 1 point.
ThePhan: Freakin connection.
Crystal109: SAM IS WINNING.
Lynette: Holy crap I'm real bad at this game.
Sam: Burn, baby, burn. Flames are gittin' hiar!
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: phaser [2], leaf [4], restaurant [5], mailbox [3], sniffles [-1], cello [2], orange [1], hemorrhage [-2], hamper [4]
SnagBot: Sam yoinks the leaf [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan obtains the phaser [2].
SnagBot: vball ropes in the mailbox [3].
SnagBot: Sam entraps the hamper [4].
SnagBot: niekie steals the cello [2].
SnagBot: asterismW purloins the restaurant [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan heaps the hemorrhage [-2] upon Sam.
SnagBot: Sam dishes out the sniffles [-1] to ThePhan.
niekie: hamper
SnagBot: Sam grasps the orange [1].
niekie: Gah!
SnagBot: Sam has the orange [1], hemorrhage [-2], leaf [4], hamper [4], for 7 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the restaurant [5], for 5 points.
SnagBot: vball has the mailbox [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: niekie has the cello [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the sniffles [-1], phaser [2], for 1 point.
SnagBot: Sam wins!
ThePhan: Pah.
Lynette: Gah!
Crystal109: Bah.
* Sam serves ThePhan some sniffles a la mode.
ThePhan: /me sniffles.
Lynette: I lose =(
NessaChan: too much lag
asterismW: Wow, Sam.
Sam: Ok, for the next mode, here's what's different:
* ThePhan sniffles.
SnagBot: Rules: Disadvantageous Bad Trades Disallowed, Can Steal Items From Others, Can Pass Along Bad Items Given To You.
asterismW: Yay!
ThePhan: Whee!
asterismW: Can you pass along bad items not given to you?
Sam: aster: Yes.
Sam: Basically, if someone has an item, you can still take it or make someone else take it.
Crystal109: Expect a lot of Sam negative trades, haha.
Sam: Yeah, I'm not expecting to win this one.
Sam: So basically you keep pounding in commands until the round ends.
Sam: Game begins now...
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: harmonica [1], peace [1], crown [1], sugar [4], heed [1], arsenic [-2], lotion [2], tambourine [1]
SnagBot: Sam sequesters the peace [1].
SnagBot: niekie grasps the heed [1].
SnagBot: Sam confiscates the lotion [2].
SnagBot: asterismW absconds with the harmonica [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard swipes the heed [1].
SnagBot: vball entrusts the arsenic [-2] to Sam.
SnagBot: Sam confiscates the crown [1].
SnagBot: niekie wins the sugar [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan pockets the harmonica [1].
SnagBot: asterismW pockets the lotion [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold nabs the lotion [2].
SnagBot: Lynette swipes the sugar [4].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard nails the lotion [2].
SnagBot: Sam secures the harmonica [1].
SnagBot: vball abducts the sugar [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan filches the heed [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan pilfers the harmonica [1].
SnagBot: Sam fetches the tambourine [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan yanks the peace [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan yoinks the sugar [4].
SnagBot: vball grasps the peace [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold wins the sugar [4].
SnagBot: asterismW salvages the crown [1].
SnagBot: Sam snatches the sugar [4].
SnagBot: Lynette gets the sugar [4].
SnagBot: asterismW ropes in the sugar [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan salvages the crown [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard grabs the tambourine [1].
SnagBot: Sam transfers the arsenic [-2] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: NessaChan pockets the harmonica [1].
SnagBot: niekie hauls in the lotion [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold procures the crown [1].
SnagBot: Lynette salvages the crown [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard yanks the sugar [4].
SnagBot: vball purloins the crown [1].
SnagBot: Sam snares the lotion [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan snatches the sugar [4].
SnagBot: asterismW entrusts the arsenic [-2] to niekie.
SnagBot: Sam seizes the heed [1].
SnagBot: Lynette captures the sugar [4].
SnagBot: Sam secures the crown [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold nips the peace [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard grasps the lotion [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan fetches the tambourine [1].
SnagBot: niekie consigns the arsenic [-2] to Sam.
SnagBot: Sam sequesters the sugar [4].
SnagBot: vball yanks the harmonica [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold swipes the lotion [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan captures the heed [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold has the peace [1], lotion [2], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Sam has the arsenic [-2], crown [1], sugar [4], for 3 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the tambourine [1], heed [1], for 2 points.
SnagBot: vball has the harmonica [1], for 1 point.
ThePhan: Well, at least I don't have negative points.
* niekie nods.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: sheepskin [2], drum [1], squirrel [5], tinderbox [4], woodpecker [3], deadline [-2], pendant [3], thistle [-3], initiative [1], smog [-4], cough [-1], opportunity [2], refrigerator [2], stitches [-1]
SnagBot: NessaChan wins the pendant [3].
SnagBot: Lynette pilfers the woodpecker [3].
SnagBot: Sam pilfers the sheepskin [2].
SnagBot: asterismW dispenses the smog [-4] to Sam.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard ensnares the initiative [1].
SnagBot: Sam collects the pendant [3].
SnagBot: niekie contributes the deadline [-2] to Sam.
SnagBot: Nyperold picks up the sheepskin [2].
SnagBot: vball nails the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard purloins the woodpecker [3].
SnagBot: Sam ropes in the initiative [1].
SnagBot: asterismW furnishes the cough [-1] to Lynette.
SnagBot: niekie filches the sheepskin [2].
SnagBot: vball nabs the pendant [3].
SnagBot: Sam retrieves the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan picks up the opportunity [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan nails the drum [1].
SnagBot: asterismW annexes the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold clasps the drum [1].
SnagBot: Sam gains the woodpecker [3].
SnagBot: Lynette catches the squirrel [5].
SnagBot: vball ensnares the sheepskin [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 salvages the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan secures the squirrel [5].
SnagBot: Sam delivers the deadline [-2] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: ThePhan absconds with the tinderbox [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan absconds with the pendant [3].
SnagBot: niekie surrenders the cough [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: Lynette nips the sheepskin [2].
SnagBot: asterismW contributes the stitches [-1] to niekie.
SnagBot: ThePhan picks up the woodpecker [3].
SnagBot: Nyperold clutches the squirrel [5].
SnagBot: vball seizes the woodpecker [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard purloins the opportunity [2].
SnagBot: Sam grants the smog [-4] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: NessaChan filches the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan heaps the deadline [-2] upon Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW appropriates the woodpecker [3].
SnagBot: Lynette abducts the squirrel [5].
SnagBot: niekie pockets the squirrel [5].
SnagBot: Sam grasps the tinderbox [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan abducts the pendant [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan sequesters the squirrel [5].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard picks up the sheepskin [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan relinquishes the smog [-4] to Sam.
SnagBot: Nyperold grasps the tinderbox [4].
SnagBot: asterismW collars the pendant [3].
SnagBot: Sam obtains the woodpecker [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan entraps the woodpecker [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan has the woodpecker [3], squirrel [5], refrigerator [2], for 10 points.
SnagBot: Nyperold has the tinderbox [4], drum [1], for 5 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the sheepskin [2], opportunity [2], for 4 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the pendant [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: niekie has the stitches [-1], for -1 point.
SnagBot: Sam has the initiative [1], deadline [-2], smog [-4], cough [-1], for -6 points.
SnagBot: Unclaimed items: thistle [-3].
Sam: Nice.
LaZorra: DEADLINE
NessaChan: wow
Sam: I'M NOT WINNING ANYMORE.
ThePhan: I keep avoiding getting ANY POINTS AT ALL.
* Lynette high-fives ThePhan
LuckyWizard: The smog gave Sam a cough.
Sam: *cough*
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: tantrum [-1], clock [1], rake [1], bugs [-1], baton [2], spats [1], carrot [3], asterismW [1], pickles [1], orchid [2]
SnagBot: Sam drags in the rake [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan snares the pickles [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan pilfers the orchid [2].
SnagBot: Sam pockets the clock [1].
SnagBot: vball hauls in the spats [1].
SnagBot: Lynette hands over the tantrum [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW shells the tantrum [-1] out to vball.
SnagBot: Nyperold seizes the clock [1].
SnagBot: niekie delivers the tantrum [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Sam grasps the spats [1].
SnagBot: vball yanks the pickles [1].
SnagBot: asterismW grabs the rake [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan ensnares the baton [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard catches the spats [1].
SnagBot: Sam abducts the asterismW [1].
SnagBot: Lynette procures the carrot [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan doles out the tantrum [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW obtains the baton [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold clutches the rake [1].
SnagBot: vball acquires the orchid [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan salvages the clock [1].
SnagBot: Sam nails the orchid [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard swipes the carrot [3].
SnagBot: Lynette pinches the baton [2].
SnagBot: niekie heaps the bugs [-1] upon NessaChan.
Crystal109: NOT a good time to d/c.
SnagBot: asterismW takes the spats [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan retrieves the rake [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan gives the bugs [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard ropes in the asterismW [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold hauls in the spats [1].
SnagBot: asterismW snags the asterismW [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan grabs the baton [2].
SnagBot: niekie picks up the carrot [3].
SnagBot: Lynette fetches the carrot [3].
SnagBot: Sam dishes out the bugs [-1] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: Crystal109 hauls in the baton [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan bags the spats [1].
SnagBot: asterismW secures the orchid [2].
SnagBot: vball nails the clock [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold captures the baton [2].
SnagBot: Sam confiscates the rake [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 clasps the baton [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard snares the pickles [1].
SnagBot: Lynette steals the baton [2].
SnagBot: vball snatches the baton [2].
SnagBot: Sam seizes the asterismW [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan absconds with the asterismW [1].
SnagBot: asterismW bags the baton [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 clutches the baton [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold commandeers the carrot [3].
SnagBot: vball abducts the spats [1].
SnagBot: Sam pockets the clock [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan clasps the rake [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan awards the bugs [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: Crystal109 nips the asterismW [1].
SnagBot: Sam snatches the baton [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan gets the pickles [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold has the carrot [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the orchid [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: Crystal109 has the asterismW [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the rake [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: Sam has the tantrum [-1], baton [2], bugs [-1], clock [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the pickles [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: vball has the spats [1], for 1 point.
ThePhan: I HAVE A POINT
Sam: YAY
Crystal109: asterism: I HAS YOU.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: vball [1], armor [2], blocks [2], pincushion [3], wallet [1], magazine [3], lederhosen [2], drumstick [3]
SnagBot: Sam filches the armor [2].
asterismW: Crys! Yay you!
SnagBot: NessaChan retrieves the drumstick [3].
SnagBot: Sam seizes the drumstick [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 swipes the vball [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard fetches the vball [1].
SnagBot: Lynette snares the lederhosen [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan captures the vball [1].
SnagBot: Sam pockets the lederhosen [2].
SnagBot: asterismW snatches the vball [1].
SnagBot: vball ropes in the drumstick [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan nails the armor [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold commandeers the vball [1].
SnagBot: Sam absconds with the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: asterismW confiscates the armor [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan yoinks the blocks [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard wins the lederhosen [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan ensnares the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Lynette grasps the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: vball gets the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Sam ensnares the vball [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan clutches the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Nyperold yoinks the armor [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard nails the drumstick [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 pulls in the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Sam clasps the magazine [3].
SnagBot: niekie filches the lederhosen [2].
SnagBot: asterismW takes the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 collects the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Lynette confiscates the drumstick [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard yoinks the wallet [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan retrieves the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Sam clutches the lederhosen [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 takes the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan seizes the wallet [1].
SnagBot: Lynette gains the vball [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard hauls in the armor [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 filches the magazine [3].
SnagBot: vball fetches the drumstick [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan appropriates the magazine [3].
SnagBot: niekie nails the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Sam ropes in the wallet [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 grasps the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan secures the blocks [2].
SnagBot: Lynette yanks the lederhosen [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan takes the lederhosen [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard collects the vball [1].
SnagBot: Sam secures the magazine [3].
SnagBot: asterismW grasps the lederhosen [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold plucks the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan entraps the drumstick [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 pinches the vball [1].
SnagBot: vball attains the magazine [3].
SnagBot: Lynette gets the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan collects the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan snares the vball [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 seizes the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Sam confiscates the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: niekie entraps the lederhosen [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan pulls in the armor [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard ropes in the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Sam pilfers the vball [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 nips the lederhosen [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan bags the blocks [2].
SnagBot: Lynette commandeers the armor [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold grabs the magazine [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan retrieves the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: Sam bags the magazine [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard ensnares the magazine [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 gains the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: vball snatches the vball [1].
SnagBot: asterismW commandeers the pincushion [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan has the drumstick [3], blocks [2], for 5 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the pincushion [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the magazine [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Crystal109 has the lederhosen [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: Lynette has the armor [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: Sam has the wallet [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: vball has the vball [1], for 1 point.
Lynette: I GOT POINTS
ThePhan: vball got... vball! Yay!
Lynette: Yay, vball!
Crystal109: Nice. Lynette commandeered the armor.
vball: I finally found myself!
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: clover [2], sunglasses [2], gunpowder [3], deformity [-3], victory [3], cocoa [1], dodecahedron [3], barley [2], guitar [1], polish [1], handcream [2], dress [2], lantern [5]
SnagBot: Lynette picks up the clover [2].
SnagBot: asterismW nabs the polish [1].
SnagBot: Sam grabs the dodecahedron [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan salvages the barley [2].
SnagBot: niekie plucks the clover [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra steals the handcream [2].
SnagBot: Sam wins the guitar [1].
SnagBot: Lynette seizes the lantern [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan snares the guitar [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold gets the clover [2].
SnagBot: asterismW yoinks the handcream [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra salvages the dress [2].
SnagBot: Sam snitches the handcream [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 salvages the lantern [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan salvages the clover [2].
SnagBot: Lynette collars the lantern [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan pilfers the clover [2].
SnagBot: vball pockets the dress [2].
SnagBot: asterismW gets the dress [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra attains the lantern [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan bags the sunglasses [2].
SnagBot: Lynette annexes the lantern [5].
SnagBot: vball absconds with the barley [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan salvages the victory [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard donates the deformity [-3] to Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW plucks the lantern [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan nips the gunpowder [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra pinches the guitar [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold salvages the sunglasses [2].
SnagBot: vball seizes the sunglasses [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 nabs the dodecahedron [3].
SnagBot: Sam salvages the lantern [5].
SnagBot: Lynette sequesters the lantern [5].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard hauls in the victory [3].
SnagBot: asterismW absconds with the guitar [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan attains the victory [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan captures the dress [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 abducts the lantern [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan acquires the cocoa [1].
SnagBot: asterismW seizes the barley [2].
SnagBot: Lynette wins the lantern [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan entraps the dodecahedron [3].
SnagBot: Sam bestows the deformity [-3] upon ThePhan.
SnagBot: asterismW snares the clover [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard procures the dodecahedron [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan pinches the barley [2].
SnagBot: vball snares the lantern [5].
SnagBot: Crystal109 wins the lantern [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan obtains the victory [3].
SnagBot: Nyperold steals the gunpowder [3].
SnagBot: Sam picks up the lantern [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan attains the guitar [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard commandeers the victory [3].
SnagBot: vball bags the guitar [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan pilfers the lantern [5].
SnagBot: asterismW captures the sunglasses [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan collars the polish [1].
SnagBot: Lynette pockets the lantern [5].
SnagBot: Sam secures the dodecahedron [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard sequesters the lantern [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan captures the barley [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold pockets the lantern [5].
SnagBot: Sam absconds with the barley [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 yanks the lantern [5].
SnagBot: Lynette retrieves the lantern [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan dispenses the deformity [-3] to Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW gains the dodecahedron [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan sequesters the cocoa [1].
SnagBot: asterismW has the clover [2], dodecahedron [3], sunglasses [2], for 7 points.
SnagBot: Lynette has the lantern [5], for 5 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the victory [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the cocoa [1], dress [2], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Nyperold has the gunpowder [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Sam has the handcream [2], deformity [-3], barley [2], for 1 point.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the polish [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: vball has the guitar [1], for 1 point.
Crystal109: Wow, asterism.
vball: One point seems to be my maximum...
ThePhan: Awesome job, asterism!
asterismW: Yays!
Crystal109: I love the TP Sam deformity passing.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: cramps [-3], shishkebab [3], amputation [-1], splinter [-5], bugs [-1], ants [-1], guitar [1], sundial [1], baby [3], plunger [2], parasol [1]
SnagBot: Sam purloins the plunger [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan gets the baby [3].
SnagBot: Sam nails the guitar [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan retrieves the plunger [2].
SnagBot: Lynette furnishes the cramps [-3] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: asterismW lavishes the cramps [-3] upon Sam.
SnagBot: vball retrieves the guitar [1].
SnagBot: Sam retrieves the sundial [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold pulls in the parasol [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra snags the baby [3].
SnagBot: Lynette wins the baby [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 gives the amputation [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: Sam gains the parasol [1].
SnagBot: vball clutches the sundial [1].
SnagBot: asterismW yoinks the shishkebab [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan clasps the shishkebab [3].
SnagBot: niekie purloins the guitar [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard obtains the shishkebab [3].
SnagBot: vball grasps the baby [3].
SnagBot: Sam heaps the splinter [-5] upon ThePhan.
SnagBot: Nyperold drags in the sundial [1].
SnagBot: Lynette entrusts the splinter [-5] to asterismW.
SnagBot: Crystal109 commits the ants [-1] to asterismW.
SnagBot: LaZorra dishes out the ants [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: ThePhan transmits the splinter [-5] to Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW bequeaths the amputation [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: NessaChan pulls in the baby [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan bequeaths the bugs [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: Lynette pilfers the parasol [1].
SnagBot: vball pinches the parasol [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra collects the guitar [1].
SnagBot: Nyperold appropriates the guitar [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 collars the shishkebab [3].
SnagBot: niekie yoinks the shishkebab [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan clutches the sundial [1].
SnagBot: asterismW fetches the guitar [1].
SnagBot: Sam commandeers the shishkebab [3].
SnagBot: Lynette ensnares the baby [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra seizes the baby [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 steals the shishkebab [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan gains the parasol [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard transfers the splinter [-5] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: vball gets the baby [3].
SnagBot: Nyperold snares the plunger [2].
SnagBot: asterismW commits the ants [-1] to LaZorra.
SnagBot: NessaChan seizes the baby [3].
SnagBot: Lynette commandeers the baby [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra yoinks the parasol [1].
SnagBot: Sam entrusts the splinter [-5] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: niekie plucks the shishkebab [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan abducts the guitar [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra pilfers the baby [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra has the baby [3], parasol [1], ants [-1], for 3 points.
SnagBot: niekie has the shishkebab [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Nyperold has the plunger [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the amputation [-1], sundial [1], for 0 points.
SnagBot: Sam has the cramps [-3], bugs [-1], for -4 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the guitar [1], splinter [-5], for -4 points.
ThePhan: Crud.
* TalkingDog steals Nessa's arm.
LaZorra: I DO NOT WANT THE BABY
NessaChan: you amputated my sundial!
Crystal109: LaZ: LOL LOL
Randy has entered.
LaZorra: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS FREAKING ENGAGED
ThePhan: Playing the guitar gave me a splinter.
TalkingDog: LOL
Sam: Negative scores get rounded up to 0 before they're added in with the first game's scores. Just so you know.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: drum [2], maggot [-2], matches [2], brownie [1], taxes [-1], baton [1], pipe [1], hairball [-1], tombstone [-2], ants [-1], olive [2], linoleum [3], book [3], sandpaper [1]
SnagBot: Sam entraps the matches [2].
SnagBot: Lynette snares the drum [2].
Randy: Heys!
SnagBot: Sam pockets the olive [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra pulls in the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: asterismW shells the ants [-1] out to Randy.
SnagBot: NessaChan takes the matches [2].
SnagBot: vball grasps the pipe [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra swipes the book [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard pinches the drum [2].
SnagBot: Lynette commits the ants [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: asterismW appropriates the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 procures the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan gets the brownie [1].
SnagBot: Sam drags in the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan clasps the drum [2].
SnagBot: niekie filches the olive [2].
SnagBot: asterismW swipes the book [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard catches the sandpaper [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 takes the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan forks over the maggot [-2] to asterismW.
SnagBot: LaZorra catches the sandpaper [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan commandeers the book [3].
SnagBot: Sam drags in the book [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan snatches the matches [2].
SnagBot: vball clutches the drum [2].
SnagBot: Sam hauls in the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: asterismW steals the sandpaper [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra yoinks the drum [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan hauls in the matches [2].
SnagBot: Sam nips the pipe [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan nails the brownie [1].
SnagBot: Lynette plucks the matches [2].
SnagBot: niekie consigns the maggot [-2] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Nyperold plucks the baton [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra swipes the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 nips the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: Sam abducts the baton [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan fetches the brownie [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan dispenses the taxes [-1] to asterismW.
SnagBot: vball absconds with the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: asterismW appropriates the brownie [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan procures the baton [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 seizes the drum [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra plucks the book [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan pinches the book [3].
SnagBot: Lynette appropriates the book [3].
Sam: es
SnagBot: Nyperold fetches the book [3].
SnagBot: vball clutches the book [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan nabs the pipe [1].
SnagBot: Sam grasps the drum [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard acquires the matches [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 collects the sandpaper [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra captures the drum [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan collars the matches [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan donates the hairball [-1] to asterismW.
SnagBot: Crystal109 obtains the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: Sam collars the matches [2].
SnagBot: Randy pockets the book [3].
SnagBot: Sam catches the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: vball catches the book [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan hands over the maggot [-2] to Sam.
SnagBot: Crystal109 seizes the book [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 grabs the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: Sam gains the linoleum [3].
SnagBot: Lynette pockets the book [3].
SnagBot: Lynette has the book [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Sam has the matches [2], linoleum [3], maggot [-2], for 3 points.
SnagBot: LaZorra has the drum [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: niekie has the olive [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the pipe [1], baton [1], for 2 points.
SnagBot: Crystal109 has the sandpaper [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: asterismW has the hairball [-1], brownie [1], taxes [-1], for -1 point.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the ants [-1], for -1 point.
SnagBot: Unclaimed items: tombstone [-2].
asterismW: Ick, hairball.
* Randy waves
asterismW: Hi Randy!
NessaChan: EEK ANTS
LaZorra: Harball brownie!
Sam: Hi!
niekie: Randy!
Crystal109: How is sandpaper GOOD?
Randy: Hi, I am lame and can't tell time
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: fumes [-1], LaZorra [-4], Sam [-2]
SnagBot: Crystal109 transfers the Sam [-2] to Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW donates the fumes [-1] to Lynette.
SnagBot: niekie transmits the Sam [-2] to LaZorra.
SnagBot: NessaChan dishes out the Sam [-2] to Sam.
SnagBot: Sam bequeaths the LaZorra [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: ThePhan forks over the fumes [-1] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: Lynette transmits the LaZorra [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: vball commits the fumes [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: Crystal109 commits the LaZorra [-4] to asterismW.
SnagBot: Sam turns over the LaZorra [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: Randy hands over the Sam [-2] to LaZorra.
SnagBot: NessaChan presents the LaZorra [-4] to LaZorra.
SnagBot: Sam donates the LaZorra [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: Lynette leaves the Sam [-2] to Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW dishes out the Sam [-2] to niekie.
SnagBot: ThePhan turns over the Sam [-2] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: Crystal109 remits the fumes [-1] to asterismW.
SnagBot: asterismW entrusts the LaZorra [-4] to LaZorra.
SnagBot: Sam consigns the LaZorra [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: ThePhan bequeaths the fumes [-1] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: niekie hands over the Sam [-2] to Sam.
SnagBot: Lynette passes the Sam [-2] to asterismW.
SnagBot: NessaChan confers the LaZorra [-4] upon LaZorra.
SnagBot: Sam cedes the LaZorra [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: Crystal109 cedes the LaZorra [-4] to Lynette.
SnagBot: ThePhan donates the Sam [-2] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: Sam donates the LaZorra [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: LaZorra consigns the Sam [-2] to Sam.
SnagBot: Sam has the Sam [-2], for -2 points.
SnagBot: Nyperold has the fumes [-1], LaZorra [-4], for -5 points.
Sam: But I can't live with myself!
NessaChan: lol
asterismW: Sam: You're certainly bad for your health.
Sam: LaZ: You're engaged now.
LaZorra: Sam. Can't live with him, can't live with him.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: nails [3], refrigerator [2], ink [2]
SnagBot: NessaChan collars the nails [3].
SnagBot: Lynette nips the nails [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan pulls in the ink [2].
SnagBot: asterismW steals the nails [3].
SnagBot: Randy steals the ink [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan abducts the nails [3].
SnagBot: Lynette collects the nails [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan obtains the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: niekie acquires the nails [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan procures the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: Lynette pulls in the nails [3].
SnagBot: Sam ensnares the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan confiscates the ink [2].
SnagBot: asterismW captures the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard yoinks the nails [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan salvages the nails [3].
SnagBot: Sam purloins the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold purloins the ink [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan annexes the nails [3].
SnagBot: Lynette snatches the nails [3].
SnagBot: asterismW filches the ink [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan attains the ink [2].
SnagBot: niekie bags the nails [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan collars the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: Sam seizes the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: Lynette abducts the nails [3].
SnagBot: Randy salvages the nails [3].
SnagBot: asterismW snares the nails [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan attains the nails [3].
SnagBot: asterismW plucks the nails [3].
SnagBot: vball retrieves the nails [3].
SnagBot: Lynette yanks the nails [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan procures the ink [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard yanks the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan commandeers the ink [2].
SnagBot: Sam yanks the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra bags the nails [3].
SnagBot: Randy wins the nails [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan plucks the nails [3].
SnagBot: asterismW nails the ink [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan procures the nails [3].
SnagBot: Lynette entraps the nails [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 pinches the nails [3].
SnagBot: vball gains the ink [2].
SnagBot: niekie acquires the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: Sam grabs the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan absconds with the ink [2].
SnagBot: asterismW grasps the nails [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan entraps the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: Lynette nips the nails [3].
SnagBot: Sam annexes the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra captures the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 takes the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan nips the nails [3].
SnagBot: Sam collects the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan snags the ink [2].
SnagBot: niekie yanks the nails [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard filches the ink [2].
SnagBot: Lynette seizes the nails [3].
SnagBot: asterismW picks up the nails [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan obtains the nails [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan pilfers the ink [2].
SnagBot: Randy commandeers the nails [3].
SnagBot: Lynette drags in the nails [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 seizes the nails [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan swipes the nails [3].
SnagBot: vball ropes in the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard purloins the refrigerator [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan has the nails [3], ink [2], for 5 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the refrigerator [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: mold [-4]
Crystal109: Disconnecting. My internet's fault, not Rinkworks.
SnagBot: Lynette dishes out the mold [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Crystal109 entrusts the mold [-4] to asterismW.
SnagBot: ThePhan entrusts the mold [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: NessaChan presents the mold [-4] to asterismW.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard delivers the mold [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: NessaChan cedes the mold [-4] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: ThePhan leaves the mold [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Sam bequeaths the mold [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: Crystal109 awards the mold [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: vball gives the mold [-4] to Sam.
SnagBot: ThePhan awards the mold [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Sam dispenses the mold [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: NessaChan heaps the mold [-4] upon asterismW.
SnagBot: niekie lavishes the mold [-4] upon NessaChan.
SnagBot: Sam doles out the mold [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: Crystal109 surrenders the mold [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Sam hands the mold [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: ThePhan heaps the mold [-4] upon NessaChan.
SnagBot: LaZorra entrusts the mold [-4] to Sam.
SnagBot: Sam remits the mold [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard contributes the mold [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Sam entrusts the mold [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: Crystal109 forks over the mold [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Sam presents the mold [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: LaZorra bequeaths the mold [-4] to Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW remits the mold [-4] to vball.
TalkingDog: MOLD
SnagBot: Sam transfers the mold [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: vball confers the mold [-4] upon ThePhan.
SnagBot: Sam furnishes the mold [-4] to Nyperold.
SnagBot: NessaChan furnishes the mold [-4] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: ThePhan forks over the mold [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the mold [-4], for -4 points.
Sam: Phew.
NessaChan: boo
TalkingDog: MOLDY HOT POTATO OF DEATH
Lynette: Good work, team!
LaZorra: LOL
NessaChan: :P
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: shrub [1], maggot [-2], balloon [3], bugs [-3], bauble [4], jacks [1]
SnagBot: NessaChan snags the shrub [1].
SnagBot: asterismW gets the shrub [1].
SnagBot: Lynette drags in the balloon [3].
SnagBot: Randy pilfers the balloon [3].
SnagBot: Sam heaps the maggot [-2] upon Nyperold.
SnagBot: ThePhan snags the shrub [1].
SnagBot: asterismW hands the maggot [-2] to Sam.
SnagBot: NessaChan snags the bauble [4].
Crystal109: MOLD MOLD MOLD.
SnagBot: vball transmits the bugs [-3] to asterismW.
SnagBot: Sam clasps the shrub [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan confiscates the jacks [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard passes the maggot [-2] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: ThePhan confers the maggot [-2] upon asterismW.
SnagBot: Sam yanks the jacks [1].
SnagBot: niekie retrieves the shrub [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan abducts the shrub [1].
SnagBot: asterismW catches the balloon [3].
SnagBot: Lynette captures the bauble [4].
SnagBot: vball catches the jacks [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan takes the balloon [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard hauls in the balloon [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan yoinks the bauble [4].
SnagBot: Sam wins the balloon [3].
SnagBot: vball secures the bauble [4].
SnagBot: niekie yanks the shrub [1].
SnagBot: Lynette purloins the balloon [3].
niekie: b maggot sam
SnagBot: LuckyWizard yoinks the bauble [4].
SnagBot: Sam drags in the bauble [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan pulls in the jacks [1].
SnagBot: Randy retrieves the bauble [4].
SnagBot: asterismW dishes out the bugs [-3] to Crystal109.
SnagBot: LaZorra annexes the shrub [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan yoinks the shrub [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan snares the bauble [4].
SnagBot: asterismW pilfers the jacks [1].
SnagBot: vball yoinks the bauble [4].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard furnishes the bugs [-3] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: NessaChan ropes in the bauble [4].
SnagBot: LaZorra wins the bauble [4].
SnagBot: Sam snares the balloon [3].
SnagBot: Randy annexes the bauble [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan secures the jacks [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan fetches the jacks [1].
SnagBot: Lynette swipes the bauble [4].
SnagBot: niekie seizes the balloon [3].
SnagBot: asterismW takes the balloon [3].
SnagBot: Nyperold confiscates the jacks [1].
SnagBot: Sam gets the balloon [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard snatches the shrub [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan grasps the shrub [1].
SnagBot: vball nips the jacks [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan absconds with the shrub [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra salvages the shrub [1].
SnagBot: asterismW procures the bauble [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan drags in the bauble [4].
SnagBot: vball attains the shrub [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra snares the bauble [4].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard drags in the bauble [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan bags the jacks [1].
SnagBot: Lynette salvages the bauble [4].
SnagBot: Randy absconds with the bauble [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan clasps the balloon [3].
SnagBot: Sam nabs the balloon [3].
SnagBot: Randy has the bauble [4], for 4 points.
SnagBot: Sam has the balloon [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the jacks [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: vball has the shrub [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: asterismW has the maggot [-2], for -2 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the bugs [-3], for -3 points.
ThePhan: NOOOOOO
Sam: I'M UP TO ZERO!!!!!!!!
asterismW: Eww, maggots
LaZorra: MAGGOT SAM
ThePhan: I am down to two points!
ThePhan: This is entirely unacceptable!
Randy: POINTS!
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: SnagBot [3], stereo [2], spandex [2], taxes [-4], rooster [2], cinnamon [2], quill [3], dandruff [-1], flak [-1]
SnagBot: Sam surrenders the flak [-1] to LaZorra.
SnagBot: Lynette purloins the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: Sam snatches the spandex [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan catches the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: asterismW picks up the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: vball grasps the rooster [2].
SnagBot: Sam gets the stereo [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan hauls in the spandex [2].
SnagBot: Sam acquires the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra seizes the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan bags the rooster [2].
SnagBot: vball filches the stereo [2].
SnagBot: Sam snags the cinnamon [2].
SnagBot: Randy yanks the quill [3].
SnagBot: asterismW pinches the stereo [2].
SnagBot: Lynette awards the taxes [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard plucks the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra obtains the spandex [2].
SnagBot: Sam snatches the quill [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan absconds with the spandex [2].
SnagBot: vball takes the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: asterismW hands over the taxes [-4] to Sam.
SnagBot: Randy annexes the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: Sam dishes out the dandruff [-1] to LaZorra.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard ropes in the spandex [2].
SnagBot: Lynette pinches the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra takes the rooster [2].
SnagBot: Nyperold purloins the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: vball filches the spandex [2].
SnagBot: asterismW collects the cinnamon [2].
SnagBot: Lynette yoinks the spandex [2].
SnagBot: asterismW drags in the quill [3].
SnagBot: vball attains the cinnamon [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan surrenders the taxes [-4] to Lynette.
SnagBot: Sam purloins the quill [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra pilfers the spandex [2].
SnagBot: Randy yanks the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard heaps the dandruff [-1] upon NessaChan.
SnagBot: ThePhan commandeers the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: Lynette annexes the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra pilfers the cinnamon [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan catches the spandex [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan purloins the stereo [2].
SnagBot: vball retrieves the spandex [2].
SnagBot: Randy abducts the SnagBot [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra has the cinnamon [2], flak [-1], rooster [2], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Randy has the SnagBot [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Sam has the quill [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the stereo [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: vball has the spandex [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the dandruff [-1], for -1 point.
SnagBot: Lynette has the taxes [-4], for -4 points.
NessaChan: boo
Lynette: AIE.
LaZorra: Nice spandex, vball.
Sam: Woo woo.
LaZorra: TP purloined a stereo!
niekie: TAXES
vball: Spandex shorts! Yeah!
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: oil [-4], earwax [-1], squash [2], plague [-4], fan [2], parasol [3], hamper [3]
SnagBot: Sam ropes in the squash [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan grabs the squash [2].
SnagBot: Sam nips the parasol [3].
SnagBot: Lynette forks over the oil [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: NessaChan abducts the parasol [3].
SnagBot: Sam snatches the fan [2].
SnagBot: asterismW doles out the oil [-4] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: vball yoinks the hamper [3].
SnagBot: niekie doles out the oil [-4] to Sam.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard gives the oil [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Randy nips the hamper [3].
SnagBot: Lynette annexes the parasol [3].
SnagBot: Sam seizes the hamper [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra snitches the squash [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan picks up the squash [2].
SnagBot: asterismW pinches the squash [2].
SnagBot: niekie seizes the hamper [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan yoinks the parasol [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard commandeers the squash [2].
SnagBot: asterismW seizes the fan [2].
SnagBot: Randy clasps the hamper [3].
SnagBot: Lynette snags the hamper [3].
SnagBot: vball takes the squash [2].
SnagBot: Sam hands the oil [-4] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard pilfers the hamper [3].
SnagBot: asterismW pinches the parasol [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra entrusts the earwax [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: Randy confiscates the hamper [3].
SnagBot: vball commits the oil [-4] to Sam.
SnagBot: NessaChan bequeaths the oil [-4] to asterismW.
SnagBot: asterismW filches the hamper [3].
SnagBot: Sam filches the squash [2].
SnagBot: Lynette obtains the parasol [3].
SnagBot: Nyperold gets the hamper [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard catches the parasol [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan snatches the parasol [3].
SnagBot: Randy retrieves the hamper [3].
SnagBot: vball drags in the hamper [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan contributes the earwax [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Lynette ensnares the hamper [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan gains the hamper [3].
SnagBot: Sam absconds with the hamper [3].
SnagBot: Randy acquires the hamper [3].
SnagBot: Lynette snares the parasol [3].
SnagBot: Sam secures the hamper [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan turns over the oil [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: NessaChan picks up the parasol [3].
SnagBot: niekie cedes the oil [-4] to Sam.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard furnishes the plague [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Lynette clasps the hamper [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan seizes the squash [2].
SnagBot: Randy filches the hamper [3].
SnagBot: asterismW snares the hamper [3].
SnagBot: Sam acquires the squash [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan acquires the hamper [3].
SnagBot: asterismW has the fan [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the plague [-4], earwax [-1], parasol [3], hamper [3], for 1 point.
SnagBot: Sam has the oil [-4], squash [2], for -2 points.
Sam: Heh. I typed "oil thephan". 
LaZorra: LOL LOL
niekie: 
ThePhan: LOL
NessaChan: lol the plague and earwax :(
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: widget [1], hypothermia [-3], textbooks [-2], raisin [2], ice [1], chocolate [1], nosehair [-1], dodecahedron [1], tissue [4], wax [-4], trombone [1], sassafras [5], mittens [1]
SnagBot: NessaChan clasps the tissue [4].
SnagBot: asterismW retrieves the widget [1].
SnagBot: Sam pulls in the trombone [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra captures the widget [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan pockets the mittens [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard gets the widget [1].
SnagBot: Lynette retrieves the widget [1].
SnagBot: asterismW gives the wax [-4] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: vball sequesters the trombone [1].
SnagBot: Sam gains the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan seizes the widget [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra obtains the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: asterismW purloins the trombone [1].
SnagBot: Sam catches the mittens [1].
SnagBot: vball takes the tissue [4].
SnagBot: LaZorra nails the mittens [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan gives the hypothermia [-3] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard filches the raisin [2].
SnagBot: Lynette acquires the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan nabs the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: Sam abducts the chocolate [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan entrusts the textbooks [-2] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: vball obtains the mittens [1].
SnagBot: asterismW steals the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: Sam nabs the widget [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard procures the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: LaZorra snares the trombone [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan filches the tissue [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan collars the mittens [1].
SnagBot: niekie acquires the trombone [1].
SnagBot: vball snatches the widget [1].
SnagBot: asterismW confiscates the mittens [1].
SnagBot: Sam fetches the ice [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard ensnares the tissue [4].
SnagBot: LaZorra retrieves the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: Sam clutches the tissue [4].
SnagBot: vball pilfers the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan secures the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: Lynette sequesters the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: Sam collars the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan swipes the tissue [4].
SnagBot: Randy grabs the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: Sam pinches the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: LaZorra retrieves the widget [1].
SnagBot: asterismW remits the textbooks [-2] to Lynette.
SnagBot: vball seizes the trombone [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan captures the trombone [1].
SnagBot: niekie clutches the trombone [1].
SnagBot: Randy seizes the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: vball abducts the tissue [4].
SnagBot: LaZorra retrieves the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: asterismW secures the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: Sam sequesters the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: Randy nabs the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan retrieves the tissue [4].
SnagBot: Sam seizes the trombone [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard obtains the trombone [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan acquires the sassafras [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan has the tissue [4], for 4 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the trombone [1], raisin [2], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Sam has the ice [1], chocolate [1], for 2 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the mittens [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: LaZorra has the widget [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: Lynette has the textbooks [-2], for -2 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the sassafras [5], hypothermia [-3], wax [-4], for -2 points.
SnagBot: Unclaimed items: nosehair [-1], dodecahedron [1].
NessaChan: boo
LaZorra: I HAVE THE WIDGET WHOO
Lynette: Noooo
Randy: Nessa:Aww!
* Sam has iced chocolate.
LaZorra: LuckyWizard, however, has a trombone raisin.
vball: Imagine that. Nose hair no one wanted!
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: clay [3], prune [2], teddy [1], drumstick [1], dirt [-2], heed [1], magnet [3], pistachio [3], lute [1], chigger [-1], table [1], pecan [1], comic [1], megaphone [1], dress [1], fritter [1]
SnagBot: Lynette captures the clay [3].
SnagBot: asterismW bequeaths the chigger [-1] to Randy.
SnagBot: Sam entraps the pecan [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard absconds with the prune [2].
SnagBot: vball collects the dress [1].
SnagBot: asterismW appropriates the clay [3].
LaZorra: Which sounds gross.
SnagBot: Sam grasps the dress [1].
SnagBot: Lynette nips the prune [2].
SnagBot: Sam steals the fritter [1].
SnagBot: asterismW clasps the prune [2].
SnagBot: vball gets the fritter [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan ensnares the pecan [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan sequesters the fritter [1].
SnagBot: Sam seizes the heed [1].
SnagBot: asterismW snitches the teddy [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan collects the comic [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan fetches the dress [1].
SnagBot: Sam nips the magnet [3].
SnagBot: vball acquires the pistachio [3].
SnagBot: Lynette turns over the chigger [-1] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: LaZorra secures the dress [1].
SnagBot: niekie plucks the pistachio [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan fetches the dress [1].
SnagBot: Sam seizes the pistachio [3].
SnagBot: asterismW retrieves the drumstick [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard nips the drumstick [1].
SnagBot: Sam ensnares the lute [1].
SnagBot: vball absconds with the prune [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra acquires the megaphone [1].
SnagBot: Sam yanks the clay [3].
SnagBot: Lynette picks up the pecan [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan picks up the drumstick [1].
SnagBot: asterismW bequeaths the dirt [-2] to Randy.
SnagBot: ThePhan nails the megaphone [1].
SnagBot: Randy attains the pistachio [3].
SnagBot: vball ropes in the teddy [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra pilfers the pistachio [3].
SnagBot: Sam grabs the pistachio [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan collars the comic [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan salvages the pecan [1].
SnagBot: asterismW nabs the pecan [1].
SnagBot: Sam pilfers the prune [2].
SnagBot: vball procures the drumstick [1].
SnagBot: Randy snatches the pistachio [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra fetches the lute [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan yanks the pecan [1].
SnagBot: asterismW snitches the dress [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan grabs the dress [1].
SnagBot: Sam retrieves the pecan [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan absconds with the table [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard purloins the heed [1].
SnagBot: asterismW snatches the lute [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra grabs the pecan [1].
SnagBot: vball seizes the megaphone [1].
SnagBot: Sam purloins the teddy [1].
SnagBot: niekie seizes the pistachio [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan seizes the drumstick [1].
SnagBot: Randy pockets the pistachio [3].
SnagBot: Sam steals the lute [1].
SnagBot: vball salvages the pecan [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard acquires the prune [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan catches the lute [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra salvages the megaphone [1].
SnagBot: Lynette confiscates the pecan [1].
SnagBot: Sam filches the pecan [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan fetches the pecan [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan acquires the pistachio [3].
SnagBot: vball collects the table [1].
SnagBot: Sam has the magnet [3], clay [3], teddy [1], for 7 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the comic [1], pistachio [3], lute [1], fritter [1], for 6 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the pecan [1], drumstick [1], dress [1], for 3 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the heed [1], chigger [-1], prune [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: LaZorra has the megaphone [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: vball has the table [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: Randy has the dirt [-2], for -2 points.
Randy: DOH
* Sam winks.
LaZorra: Nice teddy, Sam.
Randy: oh la la
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: rake [1], marshmallow [2], dictionary [1], chimichanga [1], flyswatter [3], eyepatch [1], weevil [-1], jalapeno [1], monster [-5], pancake [1], clay [1], sunburn [-2], friends [3], cataract [-1]
SnagBot: Sam snares the marshmallow [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan yoinks the jalapeno [1].
SnagBot: asterismW plucks the marshmallow [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra annexes the friends [3].
SnagBot: Sam catches the jalapeno [1].
SnagBot: Sam takes the pancake [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan purloins the rake [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard wins the flyswatter [3].
SnagBot: Sam obtains the clay [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan presents the cataract [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: LaZorra bags the marshmallow [2].
SnagBot: niekie catches the dictionary [1].
SnagBot: asterismW takes the chimichanga [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan nips the marshmallow [2].
SnagBot: Sam retrieves the friends [3].
SnagBot: vball steals the rake [1].
SnagBot: Lynette lavishes the monster [-5] upon NessaChan.
SnagBot: LaZorra picks up the friends [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan swipes the friends [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan pockets the friends [3].
SnagBot: asterismW grasps the flyswatter [3].
SnagBot: Sam captures the flyswatter [3].
SnagBot: niekie procures the marshmallow [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan awards the sunburn [-2] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Sam gains the eyepatch [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan yoinks the marshmallow [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard drags in the marshmallow [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan retrieves the clay [1].
SnagBot: niekie seizes the rake [1].
SnagBot: asterismW retrieves the eyepatch [1].
SnagBot: Randy bags the friends [3].
SnagBot: Sam confers the weevil [-1] upon ThePhan.
SnagBot: NessaChan seizes the friends [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan gets the pancake [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard steals the friends [3].
SnagBot: Lynette ropes in the friends [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra steals the eyepatch [1].
SnagBot: Randy salvages the friends [3].
SnagBot: asterismW plucks the jalapeno [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan entrusts the monster [-5] to Sam.
SnagBot: niekie attains the friends [3].
SnagBot: Sam steals the friends [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra appropriates the friends [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan pinches the jalapeno [1].
SnagBot: Sam retrieves the rake [1].
SnagBot: asterismW absconds with the friends [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan collects the friends [3].
SnagBot: Lynette ropes in the marshmallow [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan gives the weevil [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Randy pockets the friends [3].
SnagBot: vball entraps the eyepatch [1].
SnagBot: Sam gains the eyepatch [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra grabs the friends [3].
SnagBot: asterismW nabs the eyepatch [1].
SnagBot: Sam snatches the friends [3].
SnagBot: vball seizes the friends [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan purloins the eyepatch [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan has the eyepatch [1], jalapeno [1], pancake [1], clay [1], for 4 points.
SnagBot: vball has the friends [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Lynette has the marshmallow [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the chimichanga [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: niekie has the dictionary [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: Sam has the flyswatter [3], rake [1], monster [-5], for -1 point.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the sunburn [-2], weevil [-1], cataract [-1], for -4 points.
LaZorra: Poor Nessa.
vball: I have friends!
Sam: vball has friends! Congratulations!
vball: Thank you.
NessaChan: booooo
ThePhan: I'm a jalapeno pancake-eating pirate.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: lance [5], SnagBot [2], stink [-2], bottle [1], eraser [4], armpit [-1], asterismW [3], mold [-1], straitjacket [-4]
SnagBot: asterismW pinches the lance [5].
SnagBot: LaZorra swipes the lance [5].
SnagBot: vball acquires the eraser [4].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard pilfers the lance [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan entraps the SnagBot [2].
SnagBot: Sam cedes the straitjacket [-4] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: Lynette salvages the lance [5].
SnagBot: LaZorra snares the eraser [4].
SnagBot: Sam pockets the eraser [4].
SnagBot: Lynette bags the eraser [4].
SnagBot: Sam snitches the SnagBot [2].
SnagBot: Randy plucks the eraser [4].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard gets the eraser [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan dispenses the straitjacket [-4] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: ThePhan delivers the straitjacket [-4] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: ThePhan passes the mold [-1] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: Lynette secures the asterismW [3].
SnagBot: LaZorra transfers the straitjacket [-4] to Sam.
SnagBot: Sam abducts the asterismW [3].
SnagBot: Randy swipes the eraser [4].
SnagBot: vball pinches the asterismW [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan yanks the asterismW [3].
SnagBot: Sam yoinks the asterismW [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard consigns the mold [-1] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: LaZorra collars the lance [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan grants the armpit [-1] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: vball seizes the eraser [4].
SnagBot: asterismW hands the stink [-2] to niekie.
SnagBot: ThePhan absconds with the eraser [4].
SnagBot: Randy commandeers the eraser [4].
SnagBot: LaZorra catches the eraser [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan collects the SnagBot [2].
SnagBot: Lynette acquires the lance [5].
SnagBot: asterismW captures the eraser [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan snatches the bottle [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard doles out the armpit [-1] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: Sam dishes out the straitjacket [-4] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: Randy salvages the eraser [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan donates the stink [-2] to LuckyWizard.
LaZorra: lance
SnagBot: NessaChan purloins the eraser [4].
SnagBot: Lynette grabs the eraser [4].
SnagBot: asterismW pulls in the asterismW [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan catches the SnagBot [2].
SnagBot: Sam nips the asterismW [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan grasps the lance [5].
SnagBot: asterismW pulls in the asterismW [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan steals the eraser [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan has the lance [5], SnagBot [2], mold [-1], bottle [1], armpit [-1], for 6 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the eraser [4], for 4 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the asterismW [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the stink [-2], straitjacket [-4], for -6 points.
asterismW: I got me back!
Sam: THEPHAN ONLY HAS ONE ARMPIT.
TalkingDog: LOL
TalkingDog: A moldy armpit?
10Kan: LOL
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: eagle [3], jalapeno [1], rocket [4], heron [3], chigger [-2], cannonball [1]
SnagBot: Sam captures the jalapeno [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan bags the eagle [3].
SnagBot: asterismW hauls in the eagle [3].
SnagBot: Sam snags the heron [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard annexes the eagle [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan pockets the cannonball [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan gains the cannonball [1].
SnagBot: vball yanks the cannonball [1].
SnagBot: Lynette contributes the chigger [-2] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard nabs the heron [3].
SnagBot: asterismW grabs the jalapeno [1].
SnagBot: niekie swipes the heron [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan swipes the eagle [3].
SnagBot: vball annexes the eagle [3].
SnagBot: Lynette absconds with the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Sam yoinks the cannonball [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 catches the eagle [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan donates the chigger [-2] to asterismW.
SnagBot: Sam seizes the eagle [3].
SnagBot: Randy clasps the eagle [3].
SnagBot: vball yanks the heron [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan collars the heron [3].
SnagBot: Lynette retrieves the heron [3].
SnagBot: asterismW snags the rocket [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan filches the cannonball [1].
SnagBot: niekie catches the heron [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 steals the rocket [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan nips the rocket [4].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard donates the chigger [-2] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: NessaChan clasps the rocket [4].
SnagBot: vball collars the heron [3].
SnagBot: Sam commandeers the rocket [4].
SnagBot: niekie gains the heron [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan swipes the eagle [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 seizes the rocket [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan bags the jalapeno [1].
SnagBot: Sam snags the rocket [4].
SnagBot: asterismW remits the chigger [-2] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: Crystal109 pilfers the rocket [4].
SnagBot: vball drags in the eagle [3].
SnagBot: Sam gets the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Randy acquires the eagle [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan picks up the eagle [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard gains the cannonball [1].
SnagBot: Lynette filches the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Sam fetches the rocket [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan snitches the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Sam salvages the rocket [4].
SnagBot: asterismW secures the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Crystal109 picks up the rocket [4].
SnagBot: vball entraps the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Sam bags the rocket [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan captures the eagle [3].
SnagBot: Lynette snitches the heron [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard steals the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Crystal109 snatches the rocket [4].
SnagBot: niekie attains the heron [3].
SnagBot: Sam yanks the rocket [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan retrieves the cannonball [1].
SnagBot: asterismW collars the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Crystal109 seizes the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Sam fetches the rocket [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan absconds with the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Lynette procures the rocket [4].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard entraps the eagle [3].
SnagBot: Sam retrieves the rocket [4].
SnagBot: Crystal109 salvages the eagle [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan bestows the chigger [-2] upon asterismW.
SnagBot: Sam has the rocket [4], for 4 points.
SnagBot: Crystal109 has the eagle [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: niekie has the heron [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the cannonball [1], jalapeno [1], for 2 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the chigger [-2], for -2 points.
Sam: Chiggers are gross.
* LaZorra read, "niekie has the heroin."
ThePhan: Apparently I have a thing for jalapenos.
Sam: I like how TP "bestows" the chigger upon asterism.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: paperback [2], tea [1], bungee [2], sushi [1], mask [5], points [1], oar [1], daisy [3], baby [2], cape [3], cannonball [3], care [1]
SnagBot: asterismW picks up the paperback [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan snags the care [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan catches the care [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan clasps the paperback [2].
SnagBot: Sam collects the sushi [1].
SnagBot: Lynette obtains the mask [5].
SnagBot: Crystal109 ropes in the cannonball [3].
SnagBot: niekie gets the bungee [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra filches the paperback [2].
SnagBot: Randy fetches the bungee [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard retrieves the bungee [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan wins the tea [1].
SnagBot: Sam snatches the bungee [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan appropriates the cannonball [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 absconds with the mask [5].
SnagBot: vball clasps the points [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra hauls in the mask [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan clutches the daisy [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan clutches the cape [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard captures the mask [5].
SnagBot: vball procures the mask [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan snags the care [1].
SnagBot: asterismW snatches the sushi [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra takes the oar [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan snitches the baby [2].
SnagBot: Sam pockets the tea [1].
SnagBot: Randy obtains the bungee [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 pockets the sushi [1].
SnagBot: niekie swipes the cannonball [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard clutches the points [1].
SnagBot: asterismW plucks the mask [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan snares the paperback [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra retrieves the mask [5].
SnagBot: ThePhan collars the daisy [3].
SnagBot: vball acquires the sushi [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 plucks the mask [5].
SnagBot: NessaChan salvages the tea [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan pinches the oar [1].
SnagBot: asterismW hauls in the daisy [3].
SnagBot: niekie pockets the care [1].
SnagBot: vball captures the mask [5].
SnagBot: Sam nails the paperback [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard pinches the daisy [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 pulls in the cannonball [3].
SnagBot: Lynette snares the cape [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan snags the daisy [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan yoinks the points [1].
SnagBot: Sam gains the mask [5].
SnagBot: asterismW grasps the baby [2].
SnagBot: vball clutches the care [1].
SnagBot: Sam procures the care [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 entraps the paperback [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra takes the cape [3].
SnagBot: Lynette steals the baby [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan confiscates the care [1].
SnagBot: Sam pinches the daisy [3].
SnagBot: Randy swipes the mask [5].
SnagBot: asterismW absconds with the daisy [3].
SnagBot: vball yoinks the points [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan pockets the mask [5].
SnagBot: Sam annexes the paperback [2].
SnagBot: asterismW sequesters the mask [5].
SnagBot: Lynette swipes the oar [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard catches the paperback [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 abducts the daisy [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan wins the mask [5].
SnagBot: Sam obtains the care [1].
SnagBot: LaZorra acquires the mask [5].
SnagBot: niekie seizes the mask [5].
SnagBot: Crystal109 has the cannonball [3], daisy [3], for 6 points.
SnagBot: niekie has the mask [5], for 5 points.
SnagBot: LaZorra has the cape [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: Lynette has the baby [2], oar [1], for 3 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the paperback [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: Randy has the bungee [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: vball has the sushi [1], points [1], for 2 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the tea [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: Sam has the care [1], for 1 point.
* Sam takes care.
LaZorra: I HAVE THE CAPE YES
niekie: I have the Mask!
LaZorra: But not the mask.
LaZorra: :-(
Sam: LaZ: LOL
ThePhan: I got NOTHING?
TalkingDog: There should be a one-round mode. The bot starts with a set and as the round goes on, "SnagBot offers up bacon [3]" and "SnagBot offers up disease [-1]" for people to pass around. The game only ends when someone collects a total of 30. That would be so insane.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: grease [-3], bedpan [-2], deformity [-1], wound [-3], poison [-1], avalanche [-1], TalkingDog [-5], beating [-1]
SnagBot: Lynette bestows the TalkingDog [-5] upon ThePhan.
SnagBot: NessaChan confers the bedpan [-2] upon ThePhan.
Sam: Oh crap.
SnagBot: ThePhan relinquishes the beating [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: asterismW passes the grease [-3] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: Crystal109 hands over the grease [-3] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard transfers the deformity [-1] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: ThePhan dispenses the TalkingDog [-5] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: vball bequeaths the grease [-3] to asterismW.
SnagBot: Lynette lavishes the grease [-3] upon ThePhan.
SnagBot: NessaChan surrenders the TalkingDog [-5] to asterismW.
SnagBot: ThePhan relinquishes the avalanche [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Randy hands over the TalkingDog [-5] to Sam.
SnagBot: asterismW bestows the deformity [-1] upon NessaChan.
SnagBot: NessaChan gives the beating [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: niekie gives the poison [-1] to Sam.
SnagBot: Crystal109 shells the avalanche [-1] out to ThePhan.
* TalkingDog doesn't want to be -5. )-:
SnagBot: ThePhan turns over the poison [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard bestows the wound [-3] upon ThePhan.
SnagBot: ThePhan grants the wound [-3] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: Sam consigns the poison [-1] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: asterismW furnishes the poison [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: vball turns over the avalanche [-1] to asterismW.
LaZorra: TalkingDog should be a positive!
SnagBot: ThePhan hands over the bedpan [-2] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: NessaChan lavishes the poison [-1] upon Randy.
SnagBot: ThePhan transmits the grease [-3] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: niekie commits the TalkingDog [-5] to TalkingDog.
SnagBot: Sam bequeaths the beating [-1] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: Crystal109 bestows the poison [-1] upon ThePhan.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard leaves the TalkingDog [-5] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: ThePhan hands over the beating [-1] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: asterismW furnishes the TalkingDog [-5] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: NessaChan cedes the wound [-3] to Randy.
SnagBot: asterismW has the avalanche [-1], for -1 point.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the poison [-1], for -1 point.
SnagBot: Randy has the wound [-3], for -3 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the grease [-3], bedpan [-2], deformity [-1], TalkingDog [-5], beating [-1], for -12 points.
Crystal109: Ouch, Nessa.
Sam: OUCH NESSA.
ThePhan: Holy cow.
asterismW: Nessa: OUCH
NessaChan: what did I do to deserve that ;__;
* TalkingDog hugs Nessa
Randy: Thats just MEAN
Sam: I was giving stuff to, you know, the one in the lead.
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: straw [1], nightgown [2], sarsaparilla [2], seaweed [-3], cold [-4], earwig [-2], quill [1]
SnagBot: NessaChan appropriates the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: asterismW collects the straw [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard sequesters the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan clasps the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: vball yanks the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: Sam hauls in the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: asterismW ensnares the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra seizes the straw [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 sequesters the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan attains the quill [1].
SnagBot: Lynette dispenses the cold [-4] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: Sam clutches the straw [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard heaps the earwig [-2] upon ThePhan.
SnagBot: Randy snags the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan acquires the quill [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 clasps the straw [1].
SnagBot: vball obtains the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan nabs the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: Sam commandeers the quill [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan presents the earwig [-2] to asterismW.
SnagBot: LaZorra nips the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 wins the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: asterismW delivers the seaweed [-3] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard gives the seaweed [-3] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: NessaChan snatches the quill [1].
SnagBot: vball steals the quill [1].
SnagBot: niekie hands the seaweed [-3] to NessaChan.
SnagBot: ThePhan turns over the cold [-4] to asterismW.
SnagBot: NessaChan hauls in the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 bestows the seaweed [-3] upon ThePhan.
SnagBot: NessaChan procures the quill [1].
SnagBot: Sam clasps the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard collars the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan bestows the seaweed [-3] upon asterismW.
SnagBot: asterismW relinquishes the earwig [-2] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: Sam secures the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: Randy bags the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard swipes the quill [1].
SnagBot: asterismW procures the straw [1].
SnagBot: vball confiscates the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan drags in the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: niekie lavishes the earwig [-2] upon NessaChan.
SnagBot: ThePhan obtains the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: Sam pockets the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 relinquishes the cold [-4] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: Crystal109 catches the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: LaZorra grasps the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: Sam seizes the quill [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan attains the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: Lynette surrenders the seaweed [-3] to ThePhan.
SnagBot: Sam collects the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: asterismW transmits the seaweed [-3] to LuckyWizard.
SnagBot: Crystal109 snares the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan catches the straw [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard awards the seaweed [-3] to asterismW.
SnagBot: Crystal109 collects the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: Randy ensnares the nightgown [2].
SnagBot: asterismW drags in the quill [1].
SnagBot: Sam annexes the sarsaparilla [2].
SnagBot: Randy has the nightgown [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: Sam has the sarsaparilla [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the seaweed [-3], quill [1], for -2 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the earwig [-2], for -2 points.
SnagBot: ThePhan has the straw [1], cold [-4], for -3 points.
NessaChan: /me cries
Crystal109: Aw, Nessa.
* TalkingDog HUGS NessaChan!
Lynette: awww, Nessa
SnagBot: The next round has begun! The items are: spandex [2], sword [1], salad [1], crown [4], birdseed [1], licorice [1], earring [1], daiquiri [2], loincloth [2], chair [4], LuckyWizard [3], kneepad [1]
SnagBot: NessaChan filches the sword [1].
SnagBot: Sam clasps the loincloth [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan sequesters the salad [1].
SnagBot: niekie snitches the licorice [1].
SnagBot: Sam sequesters the daiquiri [2].
SnagBot: vball annexes the licorice [1].
SnagBot: asterismW purloins the spandex [2].
SnagBot: Sam swipes the kneepad [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard snares the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: NessaChan snatches the loincloth [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 salvages the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan gains the kneepad [1].
SnagBot: Sam snares the sword [1].
SnagBot: niekie sequesters the spandex [2].
SnagBot: Lynette nails the chair [4].
SnagBot: NessaChan snitches the earring [1].
SnagBot: Randy salvages the chair [4].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard ensnares the birdseed [1].
SnagBot: vball grasps the sword [1].
SnagBot: asterismW collects the sword [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan collects the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 salvages the chair [4].
SnagBot: niekie entraps the chair [4].
SnagBot: Sam gains the salad [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard snares the spandex [2].
SnagBot: Lynette nails the kneepad [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan annexes the chair [4].
SnagBot: Crystal109 clutches the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: vball grasps the loincloth [2].
SnagBot: Sam yanks the licorice [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan captures the loincloth [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 ensnares the earring [1].
SnagBot: niekie appropriates the kneepad [1].
SnagBot: asterismW collars the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard gets the chair [4].
SnagBot: Sam yoinks the spandex [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan pinches the daiquiri [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan picks up the chair [4].
SnagBot: Crystal109 gets the daiquiri [2].
SnagBot: Randy gets the chair [4].
SnagBot: Lynette retrieves the chair [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan steals the earring [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 ensnares the salad [1].
SnagBot: Sam plucks the birdseed [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard pilfers the crown [4].
SnagBot: asterismW pinches the daiquiri [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan grasps the kneepad [1].
SnagBot: vball snatches the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: ThePhan nails the licorice [1].
SnagBot: Crystal109 wins the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: niekie grasps the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: Lynette entraps the loincloth [2].
SnagBot: Sam gets the kneepad [1].
SnagBot: asterismW entraps the kneepad [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan attains the birdseed [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard picks up the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: Crystal109 snitches the loincloth [2].
SnagBot: ThePhan hauls in the crown [4].
SnagBot: Sam takes the chair [4].
SnagBot: asterismW collars the chair [4].
SnagBot: ThePhan pockets the salad [1].
SnagBot: NessaChan catches the chair [4].
SnagBot: Crystal109 gets the kneepad [1].
SnagBot: Sam picks up the birdseed [1].
SnagBot: vball wins the kneepad [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan pockets the sword [1].
SnagBot: niekie gains the licorice [1].
SnagBot: LuckyWizard clutches the daiquiri [2].
SnagBot: Crystal109 confiscates the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: Randy collars the loincloth [2].
SnagBot: asterismW catches the LuckyWizard [3].
SnagBot: Sam entraps the licorice [1].
SnagBot: Lynette snares the birdseed [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan entraps the spandex [2].
SnagBot: NessaChan grasps the earring [1].
SnagBot: ThePhan has the spandex [2], salad [1], crown [4], sword [1], for 8 points.
SnagBot: NessaChan has the earring [1], chair [4], for 5 points.
SnagBot: asterismW has the LuckyWizard [3], for 3 points.
SnagBot: LuckyWizard has the daiquiri [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: Randy has the loincloth [2], for 2 points.
SnagBot: Lynette has the birdseed [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: Sam has the licorice [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: vball has the kneepad [1], for 1 point.
SnagBot: ThePhan wins!
Randy: WOAH
Crystal109: Congrats TP!
LaZorra: Entrap that loincloth, Lynette.
Lynette: Good job!
Randy: Yay Phan!
niekie: Grats TP!
vball: At least I got the kneepad!
asterismW: Yay!
Sam: Stand by for a scores update.
ThePhan: Whee!
NessaChan: hmm
* Lynette waggles her eyebrows at LaZorra
ThePhan: What the CRUD am I? I have spandex, a crown, and a sword, and I apparently eat salad.
asterismW: Distant second!
* Randy apologizes for his lateness
asterismW: Randy: You can never be forgiven.
Randy: Apparently 9 Eastern means 8 Central and not 10 as I thought.
Crystal109: Randy: We shun you.
10Kan: Good job Phan!
NessaChan: shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...nnnah
asterismW: Nessa: LOL LOL
10Kan: Goodnight!
10Kan has left.
Sam: And the winner, with 25 points, is Sam!
Crystal109: LOL.
niekie: 
asterismW: RIGGED
asterismW: 
Crystal109: Somehow, it seems funnier when Sam says it.
ThePhan: Something feels wrong here...
Sam: Wait, no, that's not right.
Sam: Yes, it is.
asterismW: HAH it WAS rig-- oh.
vball: Make up my mind, Sam!
Sam: ThePhan had 24 points.
Crystal109: LOL Poor TP.
asterismW: Ooh, ouch.
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=5 is the full list of results so far.
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=5&v=1 has individual scores for SnagBot, if you care to look them up.
Crystal109: It is a sad, sad day when I scored higher on State than on Snag.
Sam: Our next and probably last game of the evening is AcroBot! Anybody need a break first, or should we plunge right in?
Randy: oooh...Acro next?
asterismW: Yikes. I suck at Acro.
Chrysanthemum has entered.
Chrysanthemum: Hi everyone.
Crystal109: Hi Chrys!
niekie: Chrysanthemum!
Sam: Hi Chrysanth!
Randy: Chrys!
CountryBot has been dismissed by Sam.
SnagBot has been dismissed by Sam.
StateBot has been dismissed by Sam.
AcroBot has been summoned by Sam.
ThePhan: ACRO!
NessaChan: yay acrobot
NessaChan: <3
Goosey has entered.
* Goosey comes to play ACROBOT
* Crystal109 SUCKS at Acrobot.
* asterismW high fives Crystal!
* Crystal109 high fives asterism back!
Sam: Game begins in 60 seconds, unless someone requests a 5 minute break in the meantime.
Goosey: meme! BREAK!
Goosey: PLEASE!
Sam: Goosey: Except you.
asterismW: You just got here!
Sam: Goosey: Seriously?
Goosey: I just need to fill my water bottle -- right back!
Sam: LOL
Crystal109: Heh.
Crystal109: Goosey's so fun.
niekie: Ok, then I will get CANDY!
Sam: Attention, attention. Goosey is filling her water bottle and will be right back.
asterismW: Because Acrobot is so thirst inducing.
Crystal109: I WAND CANDY.
Crystal109: ...WANT even.
Crystal109: I type too fast and typo too much now.
* Crystal109 goes for a Klondike (OREO) bar.
* Lynette gnaws on her ankle
Crystal109: Ew, Lynette.
Lynette: Ooooh, milk. I will have milk.
Sam: We will therefore have a food and drink gathering break of 3 minutes. I need ice cream.
vball: Ice cream, ice cream. We all scream for ice cream!
ThePhan: Oh, good. I'm getting some chips and salsa.
asterismW: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
TalkingDog: EET YOR HED
vball: I'm finishing a salad. BORING!!!
Crystal109: Mmm. Klondike.
* Crystal109 HIGHLY recommends the Oreo Klondike Bars. Way better than the original.
* niekie eats CANDY!
* NessaChan eats homemade peach cobbler
asterismW: NC ftw
Randy: PEACH COBBLER
Crystal109: NC wins.
Lynette: Nessa wins.
NessaChan: :3
Randy: Did you make said cobbler?
NessaChan: my mom did.. I made a pie
Randy: ah
* Goosey is BACK
Crystal109: NC DOUBLY wins.
Goosey: PIE
Sam: So at this point I've written all seven Camou-Fairy Tales, and here's the order of how good they are, from best to worst-but-still-awesome: 7, 4, 6, 3, 5, 1, 2.
Sam: So it's all up from here, baby.
Crystal109: Nice to know it's uphill from here, lol.
asterismW: Nice. :)
ThePhan: I am back as well.
Randy: Did I miss the one from tonight?
ThePhan: Randy: Yes.
Sam: Apparently.
Sam: Randy: I can do a rerun for you when we're done botting.
Lynette: For the record, guys, Steve has expressed his appreciation that (seeing as I spent the last 24 hours moping woefully) you all have been making me laugh
Randy: awww
Sam: Awww, heh.
Lynette: So thanks guys!
Sam: Game begins in 60 seconds.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym SIMCGM might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
Lynette: ...I think I am going to be bad at this game
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Some Italians Make Cheese Gnocci, MMMmMmm.
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Sam Is My Courageous Guru & Master.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Sam Is Making Cute GIFs Magical!
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Seven Inches Makes Cats Growl More.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Since Ice Melts, Candy Gets Mentioned.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Simply Imaginable Magic Creates Groovy Midgets
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Sam Is Making Chrystanthemum Go Mad
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Simple Idiots Make Cosmic Grand Mistakes
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Simians Include Monkeys, Chimpanzees, Gorillas... Monkeys?
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Slowly I Make Cakes, Good Mother.
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Simply Imagine Me Coaxing Guys' Mothers.
AcroBot: Vote 12 for So, I Might Come Game. Maybe.
asterismW: All that comes to mind is "Simcgm."
* TalkingDog's brain falls in a hole.
LaZorra: vote 3
NessaChan: vote 10
Crystal109: vote 8
asterismW: vote 3
ThePhan: Ahhh! I'm not sure I'm okay with 11.
Nyperold: vote 1
Lynette: vote 9
ThePhan: vote 7
vball: vote 10
Randy: vote 10
Sam: vote 8
Goosey: vote 12
Chrysanthemum: vote 8
Randy: vote 9
niekie: vote 3
Randy: TP: LOL!
AcroBot: Randy wins 3 points for Simple Idiots Make Cosmic Grand Mistakes
AcroBot: Sam wins 3 points for Sam Is Making Cute GIFs Magical!
AcroBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for Slowly I Make Cakes, Good Mother.
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for Simians Include Monkeys, Chimpanzees, Gorillas... Monkeys?
AcroBot: asterismW wins 1 point for So, I Might Come Game. Maybe.
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Some Italians Make Cheese Gnocci, MMMmMmm.
AcroBot: niekie wins 1 point for Sam Is Making Chrystanthemum Go Mad
AcroBot: Chrysanthemum wins 0 points for Simply Imaginable Magic Creates Groovy Midgets
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for Simply Imagine Me Coaxing Guys' Mothers.
AcroBot: Goosey wins 0 points for Seven Inches Makes Cats Growl More.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for Sam Is My Courageous Guru & Master.
AcroBot: vball wins 0 points for Since Ice Melts, Candy Gets Mentioned.
Crystal109: TP: LOL LOL I realized how that would sound after I submitted it.
Sam: [->Bots] Say, I might climb Goosey's Mountain! ;-)
Goosey: EEP
Randy: LOL
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym RWBOL might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
Lynette: Rinkworks Wins Blessing Of Lynette
[AcroBot->Lynette] Your submission was accepted, but in the future you can make your submissions private by prepending /b.
Lynette: ...erm. Crap.
Crystal109: Heh.
ThePhan: Lynette: Well, thanks for publically blessing us...
* Goosey HUGS Lynette!!
Lynette: VOTE FOR MINE, GUYS.
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Rink Works Bots: Oily Lynette
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Randy Was Betting On LaZorra!
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Radiation Will Burn Our Lives!
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Rinkies Will Bring Onions & Leeks
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Rink Works Bots Of Love!
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Rink Works Bots Open Lively
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Rinkwork: Will Bake Oatmeal Latkes
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Randy Will Bowl Over Lynette
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Rinkies Will Bot Overly Long.
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Rinkworks Wins Blessing Of Lynette
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Randy Woos Babes, Ogles Lovers!
* Lynette HUGS Goosey!
Crystal109: I see Randy does a lot of things here.
Goosey: vote 11
niekie: vote 9
Lynette: vote 9
ThePhan: vote 3
Randy: I am the MAN!
asterismW: vote 9
vball: vote 11
TalkingDog: vote 2
NessaChan: vote 5
Sam: vote 3
Kalimeris: vote 9
Crystal109: vote 11
Randy: vote 11
Randy: vote 10
Lynette: vote 11
Chrysanthemum: vote 10
AcroBot: Sam wins 4 points for Randy Woos Babes, Ogles Lovers!
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 3 points for Rinkies Will Bot Overly Long.
AcroBot: Lynette wins 2 points for Rinkworks Wins Blessing Of Lynette
AcroBot: TalkingDog wins 2 points for Radiation Will Burn Our Lives!
AcroBot: Chrysanthemum wins 1 point for Rink Works Bots Of Love!
AcroBot: Goosey wins 1 point for Randy Was Betting On LaZorra!
AcroBot: asterismW wins 0 points for Randy Will Bowl Over Lynette
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Rinkwork: Will Bake Oatmeal Latkes
AcroBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for Rink Works Bots: Oily Lynette
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Rinkies Will Bring Onions & Leeks
AcroBot: Randy wins 0 points for Rink Works Bots Open Lively
AcroBot: LaZorra loses a point for submitting and not voting.
Sam: LaZ: Oily Lynette?
LaZorra: It was TP Sam oiled, wasn't it, not Lynette.
Sam: Oh, LOL.
Lynette: I am not oily =(
ThePhan: OilyLynetteBot?
LaZorra: MISREMEMBERING LOSE
Crystal109: LOL I think I missed something.
asterismW: Kali: What's a latke?
Nyperold: Potato pancakes.
Kalimeris: I thought it was some kind of potato pancake
Nyperold: Yeah, they're one of those traditional Hannukah foods.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym OODDS might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Often Odd Dogs Drool Slime
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Odd Oods Deny Deviant Sex
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Oooh! Our Duds Don't Suck!
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Oodles Of Dancing Doesn't Suck!
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Oddly, Ostriches Dig Dirty Socks.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Ogling Over Delicious Dames = SAM!
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Only Oldies Don't Drink Soda
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Overly Odd Dragon Disorder Syndrome
Chrysanthemum: vote 1
Crystal109: vote 8
Goosey: vote 5
Randy: vote 8
vball: vote 7
Lynette: vote 5
Sam: vote 1
NessaChan: vote 5
asterismW: vote 6
niekie: vote 8
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 3 points for Overly Odd Dragon Disorder Syndrome
AcroBot: vball wins 3 points for Oddly, Ostriches Dig Dirty Socks.
AcroBot: Randy wins 2 points for Often Odd Dogs Drool Slime
AcroBot: Goosey wins 1 point for Ogling Over Delicious Dames = SAM!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Only Oldies Don't Drink Soda
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for Oodles Of Dancing Doesn't Suck!
AcroBot: Lynette wins 0 points for Odd Oods Deny Deviant Sex
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for Oooh! Our Duds Don't Suck!
AcroBot: ThePhan loses a point for submitting and not voting.
AcroBot: Kalimeris loses a point for submitting and not voting.
ThePhan: vote 7
Goosey: hehehe
ThePhan: Sigh. I typed my vote back at the beginning of the voting, but my stupid connection made me LOSE A POITN. Sigh.
* NessaChan gives ThePhan a poitn
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym LNFILAS might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: NessaChan's score has been incremented by 1 point.
AcroBot: ThePhan's score has been incremented by 1 point.
NessaChan: uh.. thanks :O
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Look Now Fella, I'm Late And Silly
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Lynette Nearly Fainted! Instead, Laughed At Sam.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Luckily, NessaChan Found It. LaZorra Added Socks.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for LaZorra Never Finds Icky Losers Appealing, Surely.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Lanky Nerds Fling Infinite Lasagna At Screamers.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Look Not For Intuitive Luck, Attain Some.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Lonely Nomads File In Line, Always Southward.
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Long Nails Filet Infant Last August Summer.
niekie: vote 2
vball: vote 4
Lynette: vote 2
Chrysanthemum: vote 1
NessaChan: vote 3
Goosey: vote 5
Sam: vote 7
ThePhan: vote 7
Randy: vote 4
Crystal109: vote 1
asterismW: vote 7
ThePhan: Sam: Thanks for the point, too.
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 3 points for Lonely Nomads File In Line, Always Southward.
AcroBot: Randy wins 2 points for Look Now Fella, I'm Late And Silly
AcroBot: Sam wins 2 points for Lynette Nearly Fainted! Instead, Laughed At Sam.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for LaZorra Never Finds Icky Losers Appealing, Surely.
AcroBot: Chrysanthemum wins 1 point for Lanky Nerds Fling Infinite Lasagna At Screamers.
AcroBot: Goosey wins 1 point for Luckily, NessaChan Found It. LaZorra Added Socks.
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for Look Not For Intuitive Luck, Attain Some.
AcroBot: vball wins 0 points for Long Nails Filet Infant Last August Summer.
* Lynette laughs at Sam
Sam: :-(
Sam: But I'll take your point anyway.
* Lynette HUGS Sam!
* Sam HUGS Lynette!
* asterismW's Acrobot maximum is about 4 letters.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym HOVETW might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Hop On Vball's Ears! Tra-la-la, Woooo!
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Hear Our Voices Eagerly Talking Welsh!
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Humans Often Violently Evil... That Works.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Her Oven Vaccuumed Every Ten Weeks.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Help Octopuses; Vote Eggman To Win
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Hot Oven = Very Evil To Weild
AcroBot: Vote 7 for He Overheard Viola Eating Terrible Worms.
Randy: Crap! I forgot something for E.
Kalimeris: Vote 2
vball: Hey! That hurts!
Goosey: vote 1
Lynette: vote 2
Crystal109: vote 1
Sam: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 5
Nyperold: vote 2
asterismW: vote 1
ThePhan: vote 5
vball: vote 1
Randy: vote 3
AcroBot: Sam wins 4 points for Hop On Vball's Ears! Tra-la-la, Woooo!
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 3 points for Hear Our Voices Eagerly Talking Welsh!
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for Help Octopuses; Vote Eggman To Win
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Humans Often Violently Evil... That Works.
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for Her Oven Vaccuumed Every Ten Weeks.
AcroBot: Goosey wins 0 points for Hot Oven = Very Evil To Weild
AcroBot: vball wins 0 points for He Overheard Viola Eating Terrible Worms.
Crystal109: Sam's pretty evil today.
Crystal109: Poor vball.
vball: For getting stomped on, or losing?
Crystal109: Stomped on.
Crystal109: And, er, losing, I guess. Heh.
Crystal109: Although not much losing going on.
* Sam washes his mint chocolate chip ice cream down with iced tea.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym FROM might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Freezer Rats? Or Mice?
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Funny Randy! Oh My!
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Females Resting On Meadows
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Frogs Rock Over Monkies
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Friends Rule! Onward, March!
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Forward Rejects! Oh, March!
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Frogs Ribbiting On Me.
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Frankenstein's Rotting Old Monster.
AcroBot: Vote 9 for From Russia, Odd Mailing
Sam: Ok, mine isn't good this time.
Chrysanthemum: vote 8
Crystal109: Bleh, tried to submit too late.
Kalimeris: vote 8
Sam: vote 7
vball: vote 7
Nyperold: vote 3
NessaChan: vote 7
asterismW: vote 8
niekie: vote 8
Goosey: vote 8
Randy: Oh crap in a bag! I screwed up another one!
Crystal109: vote 8
ThePhan: vote 7
Crystal109: 8 gets extra points for knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster.
ThePhan: vote 7
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 6 points for Frankenstein's Rotting Old Monster.
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 4 points for Frogs Ribbiting On Me.
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Females Resting On Meadows
AcroBot: asterismW wins 0 points for Freezer Rats? Or Mice?
AcroBot: Goosey wins 0 points for Funny Randy! Oh My!
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Frogs Rock Over Monkies
AcroBot: niekie wins 0 points for From Russia, Odd Mailing
AcroBot: Sam wins 0 points for Friends Rule! Onward, March!
AcroBot: vball wins 0 points for Forward Rejects! Oh, March!
Randy: vote 2
Crystal109: Hey LW!
ThePhan: Whoa. Sweet.
LuckyWizard: Hi all!
Randy: TP: NICE!
Crystal109: Nice, TP!
Crystal109: And, I award you special Crystal points.
asterismW: I never knew Frankenstein was the scientist until I read the book.
asterismW: You'd think it would be more common knowledge.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym AYSAP might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for As You Sing, Applause Persists.
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Adequate Yearly Soda And Pizza
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Awesome, Yappy Short-haired Asian Puppies!
AcroBot: Vote 4 for As Young / Sexy As Possible!
AcroBot: Vote 5 for All Your Souls Are ....Pete's!
AcroBot: Vote 6 for All You Suckers Appall People.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Ah, Yes. Sam Appears Prissy
AcroBot: Vote 8 for All Your Stories Are Precious
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Are You Single? Any Pets?
AcroBot: Vote 10 for All Your Safe Arebelong PooUs
Crystal109: vote 10
Chrysanthemum: vote 9
Sam: vote 1
niekie: vote 9
NessaChan: vote 7
Kalimeris: vote 7
LuckyWizard: vote 1
asterismW: vote 5
Randy: vote 8
Goosey: vote 5
ThePhan: vote 5
AcroBot: Randy wins 3 points for All Your Souls Are ....Pete's!
AcroBot: asterismW wins 2 points for Ah, Yes. Sam Appears Prissy
AcroBot: Sam wins 2 points for Are You Single? Any Pets?
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for As You Sing, Applause Persists.
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 1 point for All Your Stories Are Precious
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for All Your Safe Arebelong PooUs
AcroBot: Chrysanthemum wins 0 points for Awesome, Yappy Short-haired Asian Puppies!
AcroBot: Goosey wins 0 points for As Young / Sexy As Possible!
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Adequate Yearly Soda And Pizza
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for All You Suckers Appall People.
Sam: I wanted it to be AYSAS, so I could put, "Are you sucking any swords?"
LuckyWizard: Sam: Heh.
Lynette: Gnite, all.
Lynette has left.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym AMI might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Always Murder Insects.
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Anyone Miss Iwpg?
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Apartments Might Implode!
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Aim Mid- Iball!
AcroBot: Vote 5 for American Macaroni Investigators
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Armadillos Mine Insects.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Americans Making Igloos
AcroBot: Vote 8 for "And... Montoya, Inigo."
AcroBot: Vote 9 for American Made, Innit?
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Almost Maybe Indecisive
ThePhan: vote 10
Randy: drat. [->Bots] American Monster Insurance (23:23:52)
NessaChan: vote 5
vball: vote 1
asterismW: vote 8
Kalimeris: Vote 7
Nyperold: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 9
Sam: vote 10
Crystal109: vote 8
Goosey: vote 8
niekie: vote 7
Randy: vote 8
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 4 points for "And... Montoya, Inigo."
AcroBot: asterismW wins 2 points for Almost Maybe Indecisive
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for American Macaroni Investigators
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for Americans Making Igloos
AcroBot: niekie wins 1 point for American Made, Innit?
AcroBot: Sam wins 1 point for Always Murder Insects.
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for Apartments Might Implode!
AcroBot: Goosey wins 0 points for Anyone Miss Iwpg?
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Armadillos Mine Insects.
AcroBot: vball wins 0 points for Aim Mid- Iball!
ThePhan: Ooh. I should have said "Avenger" for A instead of "And."
Randy: oooh
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym NHLBP might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for National Hockey League Blood Pressure = 305
AcroBot: Vote 2 for New Hummels? Let's Both Party!
AcroBot: Vote 3 for No, Hal! Let Bobby Pass.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for National High Leaping Bunnies Pagent
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Now Hear LaZorra's Best Poetry.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Niekie Has Lost Bonus Points!
AcroBot: Vote 7 for NEVER Handle Live Bait, People!
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Never Help Little Bo Peep
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Ninjas Have LuckyWizard's Bottom Painted.
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Nobody Heeds Little Boys' Pleading.
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Never Humiliate Llamas, Because... Paaauguguaghhehehheh!!!!
NessaChan: vote 4
niekie: vote 7
Kalimeris: Vote 7
Nyperold: vote 4
LuckyWizard: vote 7
LaZorra: National Horse Loping Babes Party
asterismW: vote 9
Sam: vote 5
vball: vote 6
Randy: vote 7
Crystal109: vote 8
Goosey: vote 11
ThePhan: vote 6
LaZorra: vote 9
AcroBot: Goosey wins 4 points for NEVER Handle Live Bait, People!
AcroBot: niekie wins 2 points for Niekie Has Lost Bonus Points!
AcroBot: Randy wins 2 points for National High Leaping Bunnies Pagent
AcroBot: Sam wins 2 points for Ninjas Have LuckyWizard's Bottom Painted.
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Never Help Little Bo Peep
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Never Humiliate Llamas, Because... Paaauguguaghhehehheh!!!!
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for Now Hear LaZorra's Best Poetry.
AcroBot: asterismW wins 0 points for National Hockey League Blood Pressure = 305
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Nobody Heeds Little Boys' Pleading.
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for New Hummels? Let's Both Party!
AcroBot: vball wins 0 points for No, Hal! Let Bobby Pass.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym OTRTWM might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
niekie: Er..
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for On The Rollercoaster, There Was Maryam
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Orts Taste Rather Tasteless When Moldy.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Ought To Rectify This Wrong Machine.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for "Over The Rainbow" Temps Women Madly.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Only True Rinkies Take Weekly Meds.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Orchwald Theodorus Rinkus, The Wyvern Mage
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Outside, There Roam Two Woolly Mammoths.
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Ordained To Retrieve The Winning Match!
AcroBot: Vote 9 for On The Road, Texters Wreak MURDER!
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Only Trail Riding Truly Wakes Mom.
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Over The River, Through Wintermutes Moattograndmothershousewego!
Crystal109: vote 9
niekie: vot4 1
niekie: vote 1
LaZorra: vote 2
vball: vote 5
Randy: vote 7
Nyperold: vote 1
Goosey: vote 6
LuckyWizard: vote 5
asterismW: vote 2
NessaChan: vote 4
Sam: vote 9
ThePhan: vote 1
Crystal109: I so agree with 9.
Nyperold: The machine's gone wrong, Gromit!
AcroBot: asterismW wins 3 points for On The Rollercoaster, There Was Maryam
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for Only True Rinkies Take Weekly Meds.
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for Orts Taste Rather Tasteless When Moldy.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for On The Road, Texters Wreak MURDER!
AcroBot: niekie wins 1 point for Orchwald Theodorus Rinkus, The Wyvern Mage
AcroBot: Sam wins 1 point for Outside, There Roam Two Woolly Mammoths.
AcroBot: vball wins 1 point for "Over The Rainbow" Temps Women Madly.
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for Ordained To Retrieve The Winning Match!
AcroBot: Goosey wins 0 points for Over The River, Through Wintermutes Moattograndmothershousewego!
AcroBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for Only Trail Riding Truly Wakes Mom.
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Ought To Rectify This Wrong Machine.
* Randy sometimes texts while driving...
asterismW: Oh, hah, I read that as "Texans"
NessaChan: I did too
* Chrysanthemum is off.
Chrysanthemum has left.
LaZorra: We're all off.
Sam: LaZ: Our rockers?
LaZorra: Sam: Mmmhmm.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym TLBCXP might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
Goosey: My brain is melting -- I can't think of anything good
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for The Lonely Banana Can Xylephone Prettily
AcroBot: Vote 2 for The Little Bunny Can XTERMINATE PEOPLE
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Tiny Little Babies Can Xplode Projectiles.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Texas Left Bombarded; Country Xs Place.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for ThePhan Lives Behind Charlie's X-Ray Parlor.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for The Lady Bought Cheap X-Men Pop
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Tempting LaZorra Boot-scoots Carefully, Xerxes Perkins!
AcroBot: Vote 8 for The Leg Broke. Consulted X-ray Pictures.
AcroBot: Vote 9 for ThePhan Loves Belching Cows -- Xtra Provocatively!
AcroBot: Vote 10 for This Little Bubble Can X Plode!
niekie: Hey!
niekie: 
LaZorra: vote 7
LaZorra: Xerxes Perkins!
vball: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 5
Nyperold: vote 2
niekie: I see mine isn't in, heh.
Sam: vote 8
TalkingDog: vote 8
LuckyWizard: vote 2
Goosey: vote 3
asterismW: vote 2
Randy: vote 10
Sam: niekie: Did you miss a letter or something?
niekie: Sam: no, I had "Total Loss, Because Computer XP"
niekie: So yeah, counts as no acro.
ThePhan: vote 6
AcroBot: TalkingDog wins 3 points for The Little Bunny Can XTERMINATE PEOPLE
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 2 points for The Leg Broke. Consulted X-ray Pictures.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for ThePhan Lives Behind Charlie's X-Ray Parlor.
AcroBot: Goosey wins 1 point for Tempting LaZorra Boot-scoots Carefully, Xerxes Perkins!
AcroBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for Tiny Little Babies Can Xplode Projectiles.
AcroBot: Randy wins 1 point for The Lady Bought Cheap X-Men Pop
AcroBot: vball wins 1 point for This Little Bubble Can X Plode!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for The Lonely Banana Can Xylephone Prettily
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Texas Left Bombarded; Country Xs Place.
AcroBot: Sam wins 0 points for ThePhan Loves Belching Cows -- Xtra Provocatively!
* Sam provocatively belches a cow back.
* ThePhan doesn't really, by the way.
ThePhan: Either one of the ones about her.
Sam: Yes you do.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym CIWSYU might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
Crystal109 has left.
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Crystal109 Is Wayyyy Sexy. Yow! Uhhhhyouleftsothiswontbefunny.
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Crystal109 Is Wearing Some Yellow Underwear.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Creepily, I Watch Sam Yelp Unwillingly.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Cook It. We'll Still "Yum" Uninspiringly.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Cranes, If Warlike, Send You Up.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Couldn't I Win Some Yoo-hoo & Udders?
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Come In! We'll Show You Umbrellas!
ThePhan: LOL... It might be a good thing Crystal left before this one.
Randy: LOL
Sam: I wanna vote 2 *and* 6.
ThePhan: vote 7
asterismW: vote 1
Kalimeris: vote 2
Nyperold: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 1
ThePhan: I love the idea of "udders" as a prize, I have to say...
* NessaChan gives TP an udder
Randy: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 3
niekie: vote 7
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for Come In! We'll Show You Umbrellas!
AcroBot: Sam wins 2 points for Crystal109 Is Wayyyy Sexy. Yow! Uhhhhyouleftsothiswontbefunny.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for Crystal109 Is Wearing Some Yellow Underwear.
AcroBot: Goosey wins 1 point for Creepily, I Watch Sam Yelp Unwillingly.
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Couldn't I Win Some Yoo-hoo & Udders?
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Cook It. We'll Still "Yum" Uninspiringly.
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Cranes, If Warlike, Send You Up.
AcroBot: Sam loses a point for submitting and not voting.
AcroBot: Goosey loses a point for submitting and not voting.
Sam: vote 6
AcroBot: NessaChan's score has been incremented by 1 point.
AcroBot: Sam's score has been incremented by 1 point.
NessaChan: thanks
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym DMNC might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Deranged Mutant Ninja Chimpanzees
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Driving My Nuclear Car!
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Dreaded Mutant Ninja Clams!
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Dude, Man ... Not Cool!
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Don't Mend Nasty Cardigans!
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Darn Machine. Needs Coins!
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Doughnut Maker's National Conference
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Don't Men Notice Clementines?
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Don't Make NessaChan Cranky!
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Darn Monkeys! No Crying!
NessaChan: hehe
Sam: vote 9
LuckyWizard: vote 6
vball: vote 7
Goosey: vote 5
niekie: vote 10
asterismW: vote 4
Kalimeris: Vote 4
Nyperold: vote 7
ThePhan: vote 10
NessaChan: vote 9
Randy: vote 7
Nyperold: No, we always get them mixed up with tangerines.
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 3 points for Doughnut Maker's National Conference
AcroBot: Goosey wins 2 points for Darn Monkeys! No Crying!
AcroBot: niekie wins 2 points for Don't Make NessaChan Cranky!
AcroBot: Randy wins 2 points for Dude, Man ... Not Cool!
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for Don't Mend Nasty Cardigans!
AcroBot: vball wins 1 point for Darn Machine. Needs Coins!
AcroBot: asterismW wins 0 points for Deranged Mutant Ninja Chimpanzees
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Don't Men Notice Clementines?
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Dreaded Mutant Ninja Clams!
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for Driving My Nuclear Car!
Sam: Nobody voted for me. :-(
Sam: Maybe next time I'll try submitting.
asterismW: I did, but I changed my mind.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym GAHRBNT might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
Sam: hehehe
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Granted... A Hobbit Runs Best Nudging Thighs.
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Gah, Another Hard RinkRiddle, Best Not Try.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Gyre And... Huh? Really, Bandersnatch? Not That...
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Goosey Actually Hears Randy's Big New ....Thing.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Gray? Ah, He'll Recover, But Not Thoroughly.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Going After Hairless Rodents? Better Not Tell
AcroBot: Vote 7 for G A H RONG BUTTON N00B!! Twerp.
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Goosey's Always Having Raving, Barking, Nutso Tantrums.
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Goosey Always Has Retro Brand New Trousers
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Go And Hunt Rabid Bunny Nuisances, TalkingDog!
LuckyWizard: vote 9
Nyperold: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 3
Goosey: LOL
asterismW: vote 7
Sam: vote 2
Goosey: vote 8
ThePhan: vote 7
niekie: vote 9
vball: vote 2
Randy: vote 9
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 3 points for Goosey Always Has Retro Brand New Trousers
AcroBot: Goosey wins 2 points for G A H RONG BUTTON N00B!! Twerp.
AcroBot: niekie wins 2 points for Gah, Another Hard RinkRiddle, Best Not Try.
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for Gray? Ah, He'll Recover, But Not Thoroughly.
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for Gyre And... Huh? Really, Bandersnatch? Not That...
AcroBot: Sam wins 1 point for Goosey's Always Having Raving, Barking, Nutso Tantrums.
AcroBot: asterismW wins 0 points for Going After Hairless Rodents? Better Not Tell
AcroBot: Randy wins 0 points for Goosey Actually Hears Randy's Big New ....Thing.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for Go And Hunt Rabid Bunny Nuisances, TalkingDog!
AcroBot: vball wins 0 points for Granted... A Hobbit Runs Best Nudging Thighs.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym LLAJNMM might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Like Lemonade, A Juicy Nectarine May Manage.
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Let's Love All Jackelopes! Never Mind Marchhares!
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Llamas Lost Another Jumping-contest, Now Must Move.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for LaZorra's Lovely Armpits Joyfully Nurture M & M's.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Look Like Angelina Jolie? Now Make Money!
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Lean Left And Jump Nine Miles, Mom.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for LaZorra's Llamas Are Just Not Making Money!
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Ladies! Ladies! A Jungle Nymph Makes MEN!
Goosey: vote 4
niekie: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 2
NessaChan: vote 7
Nyperold: vote 4
ThePhan: vote 3
Randy: vote 7
Sam: vote 3
vball: vote 4
AcroBot: Sam wins 3 points for LaZorra's Lovely Armpits Joyfully Nurture M & M's.
AcroBot: Goosey wins 2 points for LaZorra's Llamas Are Just Not Making Money!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for Let's Love All Jackelopes! Never Mind Marchhares!
AcroBot: niekie wins 2 points for Llamas Lost Another Jumping-contest, Now Must Move.
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Like Lemonade, A Juicy Nectarine May Manage.
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Lean Left And Jump Nine Miles, Mom.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for Look Like Angelina Jolie? Now Make Money!
AcroBot: vball wins 0 points for Ladies! Ladies! A Jungle Nymph Makes MEN!
asterismW: vote 7
LaZorra: vote 4
LaZorra: DAMMIT
LaZorra: I love my lovely armpits!
* Sam lifts LaZorra's arm and helps himself to more candy.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: 
Randy: ewww
asterismW: Ewww...
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym IDUHM might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
LaZorra: Mmm, sweat-flavored.
LuckyWizard: Ewww.
niekie: LOLOL
TalkingDog: UDUHM
Sam: Pre-warmed!
Sam: It's important that they stay well tucked into her armpits. Keeps them free of manure that way.
Goosey: "Melt in your mouth, not in your pits!"
LuckyWizard: Ewwwwww
Sam: LOL
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for I Don't Understand Human Males
AcroBot: Vote 2 for I Don't Understand Human Minds.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for I Dunno, Uh, How Many?
AcroBot: Vote 4 for I Don't . . . Uh . . . Hmm . . . Mrgh . . .
AcroBot: Vote 5 for I Don't Understand His Majesty!
AcroBot: Vote 6 for I Didn't Usurp His Majesty.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Its Dark Under Here, Man
AcroBot: Vote 8 for I Don't Understand Helicopter Mechanics
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Idiots Don't Understand Human Minds.
Sam: vote 1
Goosey: 7 = what the M&Ms are saying!
asterismW: vote 7
LuckyWizard: vote 9
Sam: LOL
Goosey: vote 1
Nyperold: It's Dark. Uh, Hungry Monster...
Kalimeris: Vote 2
Randy: vote 8
Kalimeris: Vote 1
vball: vote 1
Crystal109 has entered.
NessaChan: vote 8
vball: vote 2
Sam: Crystal! Good thing you didn't see us talking about your underwear.
Crystal109: Sam: O_o
Crystal109: I shall read the transcripts, Sam.
Sam: Crys: It wasn't actually me that submitted the acronym about your underwear. I am completely innocent.
niekie: vote 8
AcroBot: asterismW wins 3 points for I Don't Understand Human Males
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 3 points for I Don't Understand Helicopter Mechanics
AcroBot: Randy wins 1 point for Its Dark Under Here, Man
AcroBot: Sam wins 1 point for I Don't Understand Human Minds.
AcroBot: vball wins 1 point for Idiots Don't Understand Human Minds.
AcroBot: Goosey wins 0 points for I Don't . . . Uh . . . Hmm . . . Mrgh . . .
AcroBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for I Dunno, Uh, How Many?
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for I Didn't Usurp His Majesty.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for I Don't Understand His Majesty!
AcroBot: LaZorra loses a point for submitting and not voting.
AcroBot: ThePhan loses a point for submitting and not voting.
ThePhan: AHH
NessaChan: oh no!
NessaChan: I submitted the same thing as Sam
Sam: MC: awww, heh.
NessaChan: I'm MC NC in the house
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym FT might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Fight Tough!
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Fighting Trashiness!
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Frying... Twinkies?
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Free TalkingDog!
AcroBot: Vote 5 for FINALLY!! TOILETPAPER!!!
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Furry Turtles
AcroBot: Vote 7 for For The ...?
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Fire Trucks
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Furby Torture
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Fairy Tales!
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Flemmish Theologians
AcroBot: Vote 12 for Frolicking Tongues
Sam: vote 10
Nyperold: vote 3
ThePhan: vote 4
LuckyWizard: vote 5
Goosey: vote 12
NessaChan: vote 6
Randy: vote 4
Kalimeris: vote 7
asterismW: I HAVE 6
Crystal109: vote 4
asterismW: vote 6
vball: vote 12
niekie: vote 3
Randy: aster: Woah, what?
asterismW: Well, *a* furry turtle.
asterismW: He sits on my monitor at work.
Crystal109: I want furry turtles.
AcroBot: niekie wins 3 points for Free TalkingDog!
AcroBot: Randy wins 2 points for Furry Turtles
AcroBot: Sam wins 2 points for Frolicking Tongues
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for Frying... Twinkies?
AcroBot: asterismW wins 1 point for For The ...?
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 1 point for Fairy Tales!
AcroBot: Goosey wins 1 point for FINALLY!! TOILETPAPER!!!
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Fire Trucks
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Fighting Trashiness!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Flemmish Theologians
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Furby Torture
AcroBot: vball wins 0 points for Fight Tough!
TalkingDog: Re 9: I actually used my old laptop's IR port to make a Furby horribly sick once. Even a hard reset didn't cure it.
Crystal109: TD: Wow. Well, I guess it's a good thing. Furbies are creepy.
Nyperold: On the other hand, I might have meant using Furbies in torture. Mwahaha.
Sam: We saw fried twinkies at a state fair recently.
Sam: Fried oreos. Fried candy bars.
Randy: Sam: mmm
Sam: It's all a little insane.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym WTSDI might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
asterismW: Sam: We had those too!
Randy: Someone recently made fried bacon
asterismW: And fried PJ&Js
asterismW: Er, PB&Js
asterismW: The line was HUGE.
Sam: Gross.
Crystal109: Yeah, gross.
Randy: Like chicken fried. or something
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for What The... Sam Did It!
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Who Thought Sam Downloaded Infections?
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Water Toxicity Scares Drain Investigator
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Wearing Tee Shirts Dipped In...
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Women? Totally Sweet Dames, Inc.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Watch This Sam Dude Instead.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for What The State Does = Illuminating
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Win This, Sam! Do It!
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Wish TalkingDog Sang Duets Innovatively.
vball: vote 3
ThePhan: vote 2
Nyperold: vote 3
Crystal109: vote 8
LuckyWizard: vote 3
Kalimeris: Vote 1
asterismW: vote 1
Sam: vote 8
NessaChan: vote 9
Randy: vote 5
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 3 points for Water Toxicity Scares Drain Investigator
AcroBot: Randy wins 2 points for What The... Sam Did It!
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for Win This, Sam! Do It!
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for Who Thought Sam Downloaded Infections?
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Women? Totally Sweet Dames, Inc.
AcroBot: vball wins 1 point for Wish TalkingDog Sang Duets Innovatively.
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for What The State Does = Illuminating
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Wearing Tee Shirts Dipped In...
AcroBot: Sam wins 0 points for Watch This Sam Dude Instead.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins!
Randy: Yay Phan!
Crystal109: Heh. Go TP!
asterismW: Yay Phan!
ThePhan: HA HA HA
Sam: Oh great.
ThePhan: I hoped that would happen.
Sam: You even got ME to give you the winning point on a submission about ME winning.
Crystal109: I find it wildly amusing and ironic that she wins on something saying that Sam would win.
TalkingDog: Nice. Baited into giving up the game.
niekie: How ironic.
ThePhan: The irony, the irony!
Crystal109: TP: You RULE.
Sam: I almost didn't vote for it, too.
vball: TP to the winner's circle.
Sam: That's it for tonight! Go to sleep! Come back tomorrow at 9pm EDT! Stand by another few seconds if you want to see the scores updated.
NessaChan: woo
niekie: Yay.
ThePhan: Pfft. Scores?
Crystal109: Yeah, I want to see my 2 points.
niekie: Sam: this was so worth it!
niekie: Sam: by the way, I don't have to go to school until 10AM, actually
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=5
Sam: TP: I disapprove of how close you are behind me.
* ThePhan looks to see how close.
ThePhan: I'm pretty sure we've played all the bots I'm good at, though.
ThePhan: Dang. I *am* close.
Kalimeris: Don't worry, I've been plodding along this entire time.
Crystal109: Kali: But it is fun to plod along, isn't it? =)
asterismW: Yes! I love being in the middle!
ThePhan: Bible I'm usually pretty gooda t.
ThePhan: No, no. I'm gooda t CheeseBot.
* ThePhan is sorry she said that.
Crystal109: LOL CheeseBot.
TalkingDog: CHEESE
Randy: LOL
Sam: TP: LOL. That's terrible.
Sam: Tomorrow, we've got MatchBot, LetterBot, LineBot. Time permitting, we'll play WhoBot, too, but I think there's only a slim chance of that.
Crystal109: Hm, that sounds exciting.
Sam: All voting bots.
