Die Hard Directed by John McTiernan 1988 Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard Alan Rickman Har har har. Bruce Willis Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt. (A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.) THE END