I'm Alfred the Sartan. I'm sad because all the other Sartan are dead.
I'm Haplo the Patryn. I'm angry because all the other Patryn are in a Sartan prison. But I have a cool dog.
Don't hate me Haplo. I'm sorry for what we Sartan did.
I'd hate you anyway, but due to an amazing series of coincidences that kept us together for seven books, I like you now. Even though I'm trapped in this prison again.
I like you too, Haplo.
What the heck am I doing here? (fakes death)