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If I Ran the Circus

By Dr. Seuss

Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

Morris McGurk
If I ran the circus, I would make Mr. Sneelock do lots of dangerous things, because I have repressed Freudian feelings of hatred for him as a father figure, because he made me clean up the yard.


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