Archives: Slug Sucker
9/15/02
I have no explanation for this one.
Sam: MSG FLYINGCATS OH YES, THANK YOU FOR JUST TELLING ME IN THE PM YOU JUST SENT ME "I EAT SLUGS FOR BREAKFAST."
Sam: OH DEAR, I HAVE SCREWED UP A PRIVATE MESSAGE.
flyingcats: SAM WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
Sam: NOTHING AT ALL. I AM NOT SAYING THAT YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT YOU EAT SLUGS, BECAUSE WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU TOLD ME IT IN CONFIDENCE.
flyingcats: I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO CONFIDENCE IN MY LIFE THANK YOU BYE.
Sam: YES YOU HAVE, WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU SNUCK OUT WITH THAT FOOTBALL PLAYER AND YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THAT IN CONFIDENCE?
flyingcats: MSG SAM YES IT'S OKAY I FORGIVE YOU BUT DO NOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN OR I WILL TELL ABOUT YOU SUCKING GOPHERS. BYE.
flyingcats: I DONUT KNOW ANY FOOTBALL PLAYERS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PIN ON ME?
Sosiqui: Why is it when I come in RinkChat Sam and flyingcats are always yelling at each other?
Sam: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE ONE WHO....OH WAIT, I GET IT. MY LIPS ARE SEALED WITH WAX. *wink*
flyingcats: YOUR WHOLE HEAD WILL BE SEALED WITH WAX IN A FEW MINUTES BUSTER.
Sam: WHO'S BUSTER? DOES HE PLAY FOOTBALL IN CONFIDENCE?
Sam: I SURE AM GLAD I'M NOT BUSTER.
flyingcats: I'M GONNA BUSTER YOUR HEAD OPEN SAMMYBOY
flyingcats: OOPS WAIT
wintermute: Americans are weird.
* Beasty always knew Americans were weird. This just confirms it.
Sam: I WILL OOPS YOU TO CHINA IF YOU THREAT ME LIKE THAT.
flyingcats: I WILL THREAT YOU ANY WHICH WAY I WANT MISTAR OOPS
Sam: Well fine.
Sam: We'll see how you like it...
Sam: Tomorrow morning...
Sam: When you wake up next to A DISEMBODIED GOPHER-HEADED RAT HEAD.
Marvin: Errrr, what?
Sam: A DISEMBODIED GOPHER-HEADED RAT HEAD.
wintermute: A decapitated head?
Sam: ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING?
flyingcats: WHAT?
Sam: NOT YOU, SMART ALECK
flyingcats: I think your threat is not valid, Sam.
Sam: I CERTAINLY HOPE NOT, FOR YOUR SAKE, MISS DISEMBODIED GOPHER-HEADED RAT HEAD BEDMATE.
flyingcats: Where will you get A DISEMBODIED GOPHER-HEADED RAT HEAD?
Sam: Wal-Mart.
ahmoacah has entered.
Beasty: ahmo!
ahmoacah: Uh, hi.
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